MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[SillyGirl]

I will be reposting Transient's fine ass-shaking on every page of this thread until my boots are returned!!

Or until I fall asleep.

 

[HOOKED]

WTF? Chainsaw?!?!

When is Madman due back?

MM returns Wednesday morning. His flight is expected to arrive approx. 10 am.

Papa, please stop the silliness and bring me the pitch fork and some gas for the chainsaw.

I OBJECT!!! WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS???? YOU TEASE ME ABOUT THE RETURN OF MY BOOTS AND NOW HAVE THIS HALF-ASSED EXCUSE WHY I'M NOT GETTING THEM BACK????

BULLSHIT!!! I CALL BULLSHIT!!!

CALM down, there is no need to get hysterical. We still have 3 entire days before MM gets back. I've made a deal with HOF to attempt and eliminate the cooties. HOF is in a state of depression because the Leafs are tearing up the NHL and are the hottest team in the league at the moment. He needs to get his mind on something else and what's better than dealing with a pair of infested madfeet cootie boots.

 

[HOOKED]

Your boots at the present time

 

[HOOKED]

Papa, please wake up! We really need that pitch fork and I also may need a taser. SillyGirl is getting a little carried away.

 

[SillyGirl]

Your boots at the present time

Those are not my boots. My boots have 5" stiletto heels. OMG, HAVE YOU LOST MY BOOTS??????

 

[Frank is here]

I will be reposting Transient's fine ass-shaking on every page of this thread until my boots are returned!!

Or until I fall asleep.

Am I in the proper review board :unknw:

 

[SillyGirl]

Am I in the proper review board :unknw:

There is nothing proper going on here. HOOKED has lost my boots!!!!

 

[HOOKED]

There is nothing proper going on here. HOOKED has lost my boots!!!!

You really need to calm down. Your boots are safe, yes a little infested but safely tucked under trans pillow.

By chance have you seen Papa, he stepped out to get the pitchfork and has not been seen since?

 

[papasmerf]

SG


You will want us to destroy those boots.

 

[HOOKED]

SG


You will want us to destroy those boots.

Stop exaggerating and working Sillygirl back up after I just finished calming her down. Why is it short people always make mountains out of molehills?

 

[HOF]

MM returns Wednesday morning. His flight is expected to arrive approx. 10 am.

Papa, please stop the silliness and bring me the pitch fork and some gas for the chainsaw.

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CALM down, there is no need to get hysterical. We still have 3 entire days before MM gets back. I've made a deal with HOF to attempt and eliminate the cooties. HOF is in a state of depression because the Leafs are tearing up the NHL and are the hottest team in the league at the moment. He needs to get his mind on something else and what's better than dealing with a pair of infested madfeet cootie boots.

 

[HOOKED]

Case in point, HOF is in a state of denial. Due to the beating witnessed at the hands of the Toronto Maple Leafs Hof does not know if he's coming or going. Yes NO, black white, good evil, fart sneeze, suck blow, ass pussy it's all neither here nor there.....etc

 

[HOF]

 

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[papasmerf]

A good base breakfast for the day

 

[SillyGirl]

You really need to calm down. Your boots are safe, yes a little infested but safely tucked under trans pillow.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft!

 

[HOF]

:don'twantto-see:/

 

[SillyGirl]

A good base breakfast for the day

That looks delicious!! Sadly for me, I used up all my Permissible Calories yesterday by having candy for lunch. And dinner. And dessert.

Is there any fruit available? I feel fat.