MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Madman posted a picture of one with his story in the GHOSTs thread. Turns out even the spirits don't want me charged rent.

The spirit has decided to sleep under your bed in the closet marked FREE LOADER!!!!

LIVE CLOSET CAM--

 

[papasmerf]

It better be whole grain bread AND WHERE'S THE FUCKING COLD COFFEE.

you are free to surf the dumpster for breakfast.

You seem to enjoy getting you other meals from there.

Tranny has yet to make water so your coffee is not made yet.

 

[papasmerf]

The spirit has decided to sleep under your bed in the closet marked FREE LOADER!!!!

LIVE CLOSET CAM--

Family photos??

 

[Madman]

I will gladly show you some family photos. I come from a very affluent family tree.

Here's my brother, sister in law and nephews.

My other brother from another mother and ex -wife



My party animal cousins

they are in the fashion industry, let me know if you ever need a deal on shirts......


I'm also somehow related to Baz and Ida twice removed I think

 

[papasmerf]

I will gladly show you some family photos. I come from a very affluent family tree.

Here's my brother, sister in law and nephews. (married twins)

My other brother from another mother and ex -wife (Both feel in love and had sex changes before they married)



My party animal cousins

they are in the fashion industry, let me know if you ever need a deal on shirts......


I'm also somehow related to Baz and Ida twice removed I think (the suspect MM is actually their father)

Fixed your post

 

[Madman]

Fixed your post

You should be fixing a cold cup a coffee with a PRUNE COBBLER instead you miserable blue balled 3ft 2in smerf!

 

[Madman]

PAPA, QUICK OPEN THE GARAGE DOORS!!

SENOR IS COMING BACK WITH THE SCOOTER

and for GOD'S SAKE THROW A TOWEL ON HIM.

Between Gomes and Tranny I can't take the nudity anymore!

 

[papasmerf]

Ok Trany just made water so you can make your coffee now

 

[Madman]

OH NO, tell tranny to becareful picking up the soap with the Senor around....

 

[Madman]

Never mind, it's too late:-Cool/"

 

[User-E]

Some breakfast suggestions...


Baked Eggs inside of an Avocado topped with Bacon

Bacon and Beer Griddle Cakes

Awesome! Papa, Madman - we have a new cook on staff! :YMPARTY:

 

[papasmerf]

Some breakfast suggestions...


Baked Eggs inside of an Avocado topped with Bacon

Bacon and Beer Griddle Cakes

those do look good

I expect my Breakfast everyday to be served by 05:00 am

Acceptable excuses are calling in dead

 

[jumpingjackflash]

If Primo is cooking count me in. I stopped eating here when I was told the chef didn't always wash his hands.

 

[papasmerf]

If Primo is cooking count me in. I stopped eating here when I was told the chef didn't always wash his hands.

I always wash them when I leave the kitchen

 

[Art Mann]

Look who just showed up with fresh apple pie!

 

[papasmerf]

Look who just showed up with fresh apple pie!

Tranny
I see that boob job went ok
not well just ok

 

[Transient]

That definitely isn't me.
My arms and legs have more hair.

 

[papasmerf]

I sure as hell wasn't looking for a job...just making some suggestions. And you can just put 5am right out of your mind...I can't function without my beauty sleep! But I'm glad you liked my ideas.

if that be the case
I will take your ideas under advisement and when you finish the dishes, you can punch out.

 

[papasmerf]

I'm not doing dishes...or any other work around here. I don't live here, I just come by to visit and grace you with my presence from time to time.

Then I am afraid you will be required to pay for meals and an entertainment fee.

Now there is an option

Guido has expressed interest in getting a room mate..............He actually said pet but I am sure we can make this fly.

 

[Analme]

What's for dinner tonight, I'm looking at my options?