MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOF]

Hello, I'd like to speak to Stephen Harper!

Hey, Harpo, buddy, can you cool your boy MacKay down on the prostitution law changes until and the other ex-president, you know that cigar smoker that didn't know oral sex was sex, are finished our TDLs!​

 

[User-E]

I whipped up a little breakfast buffet so the guys could sleep in after the hockey game.

complete with ice sculpture.

 

[papasmerf]

I whipped up a little breakfast buffet so the guys could sleep in after the hockey game.

complete with ice sculpture.

I are impressed.................pass the bacon, please

 

[Barbara]

I whipped up a little breakfast buffet so the guys could sleep in after the hockey game.

complete with ice sculpture.

I've always said, if you want something done right it's best to have a woman do it.:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

I've always said, if you want something done right it's best to have a woman do it.:biggrin2:

Hello Barbra, darling cum sit beside me on the breakfast table.

PAPA, TWO COFFEES PLEASE!!!

So tell me Barbra do you have a nice pair of high cut boots?

 

[Madman]

Take off your jeans so Tranny can sew a knee patch on them. raying:

 

[Madman]

Look Barbra, PAPA is FINALLY bringing us two espressos.

PAPA, go into Guido's room and find his stash of Zambuca for the coffees. Double into my sweeties coffee!!

 

[papasmerf]

Look Barbra, PAPA is FINALLY bringing us two espressos.

PAPA, go into Guido's room and find his stash of Zambuca for the coffees. Double into my sweeties coffee!!

get your own anise liquor

 

[Madman]

get your own anise liquor

Listen you insubordinate little blue BASTARD...DO AS YOUR TOLD!!

Walk down the hall, the second door on your right. The smell of Pizza oozes from under the door, YOU CAN'T MISS HIS ROOM!

Put your little blue cauliflower ear to the door, IF YOU HEAR LOUD SNORING HE'S HOME so take off your shoes and walk in quietly. GO TO THE MARBLE DRESSER (damn wops and their marble dressers), open the second drawer on the right. The speedos are blinding so don't look to long, just slip your hand under and feel around until you find the bottle....NOW HURRY the coffee is getting COLD and BARBIE likes it HOT HOT HOT.

 

[Transient]

Take off your jeans so Tranny can sew a knee patch on them. raying:

Or tear larger holes in them.

 

[Madman]

Or tear larger holes in them.

I hope once she slips them off she's commando or at least a sexy little thong, now shhhhhh she'll hear us.

 

[Art Mann]

We interrupt this thread . . .
to bring you the following news flash:

Carry on now folks. Back to your boring breakfasts.

 

[Madman]

We interrupt this thread . . .
to bring you the following news flash:

Carry on now folks. Back to your boring breakfasts.

Art, there's a time and a place for everything.

In this home we discuss topics of a serious nature and need to be focused and sharp at all times!



TRANNY DID YOU GET BARBRA'S PANTS FIXED YET, she's complaining she's cold!

Sorry Art, see what I mean, I have to always be on top of things! Excuse me for a minute!

PAPA did you get the sambuca out of Guido's speedo drawer YET???

 

[papasmerf]

ummmmmmmmmmmm

no

 

[Art Mann]

Art, there's a time and a place for everything. . .

Oh, well, in that case, I've got more news for you:

 

[Art Mann]

In this home we discuss topics of a serious nature and need to be focused and sharp at all times!

Since there seems to be questionable activity going on in "this home," I've stationed "a friend of ours" out on the sidewalk to take pictures of everybody coming and going.

Trust me, she's focused and sharp at all times!

 

[User-E]

Oh, well, in that case, I've got more news for you:

I have never been pinned to the wall by another woman like that.

 

[Senor Gomes]

I have never been pinned to the wall by another woman like that.

I'd love to pin a culito like that up against a wall.

 

[papasmerf]

I'd love to pin a culito like that up against a wall.

you need to stop using Robin as your wing man