MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[User-E]

I can do 60 hours of work in 30 hours a week, so I don't think they're complaining. I get the job done, plus some, so they don't have to worry about what I do in my "spare" time.

Papa is here to crack the whip if needed.

 

[papasmerf]

Papa is here to crack the whip if needed.

I said I would whip the crack not crack the whip

 

[papasmerf]

Niagara Falls

 

[Art Mann]

Niagara Fails ‏

Which direction is north in Canada? Like, on a map, is it different than in America?

 

[Transient]

Yes, it is different. North is easier to divide by 10 in Canada.

I see what you did there...

 

[papasmerf]

Niagara Fails ‏

Which direction is north in Canada? Like, on a map, is it different than in America?

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  Niagara Fails ‏@NiagaraFails 24 Jul 2011
  We're from Toronto- Do we need a passport for the Canadian side of Niagara Falls?
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[papasmerf]

 

[papasmerf]

Fasting Breakfast

 

[Madman]

FAST BREAKFAST MY ARSE!


We have an anonymous chef preparing the food for today!



DIG IN EVERYONE while it lasts!

 

[Madman]

CoFFEE is on it's way! ONE COLD , ONE HOT!!

IT'S MADMAN DAY!




NOT TO BE EVER USED FOR DARTS!

 

[Madman]

and for Bridgette

 

[Madman]

GUYS don't POUT, PAPA is temporarily under suspension. He will be back..... maybe

 

[Madman]

Papa is in the basement looking for his cookware. I'm sure he's just fine...

 

[papasmerf]

Papa is in the basement looking for his cookware. I'm sure he's just fine...

Quite wrong

Papa is fasting today

 

[Madman]

NO PAPA, that's not your frying pan THAT'S SILLYG's favorite toy!

PUT IT BACK NOw!!!!!


She's still impossible to deal with after I refused to return her boots and now this!

 

[papasmerf]

NO PAPA, that's not your frying pan THAT'S SILLYG's favorite toy!

PUT IT BACK NOw!!!!!


She's still impossible to deal with after I refused to return her boots and now this!

funny it says MM's butt plug on it

Found it in the dishwasher

 

[Madman]

funny it says MM's butt plug on it

Found it in the dishwasher

Don't try to wiggle your way out of sneaking into SillyG's room.

I wish Peace was back because at least he didn't mind you sneaking into his room. :unknw:

 

[papasmerf]

Don't try to wiggle your way out of sneaking into SillyG's room.

I wish Peace was back because at least he didn't mind you sneaking into his room. :unknw:

odd
I found piece of bark, clearly hugged off a Canadian Maple, outside of your crate

 

[Madman]

odd
I found piece of bark, clearly hugged off a Canadian Maple, outside of your crate

Hmmm, that's odd because I did feel like I was being watched while I slept. Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Hmmm, that's odd because I did feel like I was being watched while I slept. Hmmmmmm

Since your unfortunate sleepwalking incident, last year, between you and the Granny Smith Pie company.
The courts had ordered us to prevent you from leaving the property while you sleep.
As a result Puppy Smerf, Sharpshooter Smerf and Ringo Smerf have been assigned to watch you sleep