MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Robintheboywonder]

Will you stop posting pictures of my sexual escapades!

Why are you wearing a wig and who is the blonde?

 

[Transient]

:LMAO:

 

[Analme]

Man...things are going down hill around here

You ain't kidding!:no:

 

[HOF]

Why are you wearing a wig and who is the blonde?

:slap:

 

[papasmerf]

aside from the usual breakfast we have

 

[Madman]

:slap:

HoF , there will be no abusing the guests except by me!

Now say sorry to Robin and go grab onto Papa's little blue package and twist until he makes us some eggs,sausage and cold coffee. No prunes today,im empty.

 

[papasmerf]

HoF , there will be no abusing the guests except by me!

Now say sorry to Robin and go grab onto Papa's little blue package and twist until he makes us some eggs,sausage and cold coffee. No prunes today,im empty.

I am reasonably certain there are too few prunes in this world to empty you.

 

[Transient]

Anyone ever try...

 

[User-E]

Did you know you can add a decent amount of fresh spinach to caesar salad to make it even healthier?

 

[papasmerf]

Did you know you can add a decent amount of fresh spinach to caesar salad to make it even healthier?

Hmmmmmm no mention of bacon so I question the health value.

 

[User-E]

Hmmmmmm no mention of bacon so I question the health value.

Someone mocked me for mentioning I bought gourmet bacon bits to put in everything I eat, including my chicken caesar salads.:Crying2:

 

[papasmerf]

Someone mocked me for mentioning I bought gourmet bacon bits to put in everything I eat, including my chicken caesar salads.:Crying2:

aside from them being bacon bits and seldom made from real bacon you did show good intent.

 

[User-E]

aside from them being bacon bits and seldom made from real bacon you did show good intent.

If they're not made from real bacon - what are they made from?? :SayWhat?:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

If they're not made from real bacon - what are they made from?? :SayWhat?:

Please don't ask.

 

[papasmerf]

If they're not made from real bacon - what are they made from?? :SayWhat?:

Check the label some are real bacon and others are soy based products might say TVP which is soy

 

[User-E]

Check the label some are real bacon and others are soy based products might say TVP which is soy

Bacon really is the miracle food. No need to add salt or fat in what you're cooking if you're already using bacon.

/-Thumbs-up::/

 

[User-E]

Please don't ask.

It can't be any worse that this ...

Anyone ever try...

 

[papasmerf]

Bacon really is the miracle food. No need to add salt or fat in what you're cooking if you're already using bacon.

/-Thumbs-up::/

try chopping a pound of bacon and on low render it down, add finally diced onion, celery and garlic. Use that as the base for sauce
The bacon and veggies will dissolve and people will love the sauce

 

[User-E]

try chopping a pound of bacon and on low render it down, add finally diced onion, celery and garlic. Use that as the base for sauce
The bacon and veggies will dissolve and people will love the sauce

Will it attract men if I dab it behind my ears?

:wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

Will it attract men if I dab it behind my ears?

:wink2:

only the sane ones with good taste.