MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

PAPA GET YOUR LITTLE BLUE ARSE OVER HERE NOW!!!!!


Candyman is here only for a limited time!

 

[papasmerf]

PAPA GET YOUR LITTLE BLUE ARSE OVER HERE NOW!!!!!


Candyman is here only for a limited time!

NO way you can play with my ass.............now you and your little friend go outside and play.

 

[Madman]

NO way you can play with my ass.............now you and your little friend go outside and play.

COME ON CANDYMAN, PAPA is a grouch.....let's go play with OG's stethoscope. We can go to SillyG's room and listen for moaning.....

 

[papasmerf]

Advice my mother gave me

 

[User-E]

I found an exciting opportunity for you papa. :wink2:

Here’s Your Chance to Win a Sculpture of Yourself Made Out of Bacon

Let’s keep this simple. You know you want a sculpture of yourself made out of bacon. I mean, why wouldn’t you? All the great leaders in history were immortalized with sculptures, and you want to be a great leader, right?

So, really, entering ’s “Bacon or Bust” contest is a no-brainer. All you have to do is register with Farmland Bacon Club by June 15, and you’ll be entered to win both a bacon sculpture in your likeness and a year’s supply of free bacon.

Actually, you know what? Forget entering. The odds of you winning are pretty low, honestly. Plus, it’s not like a year’s supply of free bacon will be good for your figure. So don’t register with Farmland Bacon Club — and I’m not just saying that because you not entering means my chances of winning increase. Nope, not at all.

https://extramustard.si.com/2014/05/25/bacon-sculpture-contest/?sct=nbar_em_dd

 

[Transient]

I think it was a bad idea for papasmerf to read that thread about wearing thongs. Don't wear that get up when you are frying up bacon.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Too late Trans, Papa has been texting me thong selfies all day long.

 

[Transient]

He kinda looks like a very cold Guido.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

He kinda looks like a very cold Guido.

You really can't mix up the two, one is tall, round and hairy the other is short and blue.

 

[Transient]

Is it true that Madman has taken a second job so that he can meet his rent?

I guess it is true.

 

[papasmerf]

Is it true that Madman has taken a second job so that he can meet his rent?

I guess it is true.

:LMAO:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Is it true that Madman has taken a second job so that he can meet his rent?

I guess it is true.

Papa why are you wearing a blue thong AND TRANNY WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING MUSTACHE???

All I need you to do is look at my hemorrhoids....maybe rub a little Anusol on them please!!!

 

[Transient]

Papa why are you wearing a blue thong AND TRANNY WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING MUSTACHE???

All I need you to do is look at my hemorrhoids....maybe rub a little Anusol on them please!!!

I prefer to apply the remedy from a little bit farther away.

 

[Madman]

I prefer to apply the remedy from a little bit farther away.

You better not singe and burn my arse hair!

Papa rub a little fire retardant ointment first and YOU BETTER PUT ON A RUBBER GLOVE because I know your fingernail is full of BACON CRUMBS!!!

 

[Transient]

 

[User-E]

You better not singe and burn my arse hair!

Papa rub a little fire retardant ointment first and YOU BETTER PUT ON A RUBBER GLOVE because I know your fingernail is full of BACON CRUMBS!!!

Anusol will help with the burning sensation and they're called BACON BITS not bacon crumbs. :NoNoNo:

 

[papasmerf]

Ummmmmm Breakfast

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Papasmerf, would you happen to have anything for someone getting over a cold?

 

[papasmerf]

Papasmerf, would you happen to have anything for someone getting over a cold?

Eat 3 times daily


also B12 will help