MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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You are on your on with the bathroom...

 

[Madman]

You are on your on with the bathroom...

I guess you didn't read the new rule book on your return young lady!!!!!


NO OUTING THE BOSS WITH SKETCHES! NOW CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR AND GET ME SOME MATCHES!

 

[Transient]

Delivery for papasmerf!

Where do you want this?

 

[papasmerf]

Delivery for papasmerf!

Where do you want this?

Deliver it to the crate on the back dock

Feel free to just dump the head into it

 

[Analme]

Deliver it to the crate on the back dock

Feel free to just dump the head into it

Officer Anal here. I'm investigating a beheading. Where were you last night between the hours of 9 and 11 and during that time did you offer anyone any money for sex?

 

[papasmerf]

Officer Anal here. I'm investigating a beheading. Where were you last night between the hours of 9 and 11 and during that time did you offer anyone any money for sex?

I was in bed asleep
Alone on and off

 

[Transient]

Madman, why is this cow wearing your boots.....oh nevermind.

 

[Guido]

Papa, quick GET IT!

I feel like a medium rare steak please!!!

 

[Transient]

Papa, quick GET IT!

I feel like a medium rare steak please!!!

Infused with Madman tenderizer????

 

[Guido]

Infused with Madman tenderizer????

Wait, you're kidding right. MM is two timing the sheep??

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Breakfast

Those will hit the spot. I have a busy day, I have to climb the side of Trump towers today because I hear the Riddler is causing havoc on the roof. Its something about his boots missing and he's lost it again.

 

[HOOKED]

Welcome to MM Inc. Robin.

CEO- MM
VIP- Hooked
Head Chef- PapaSmerf
Tenant- Transient
Head Maid- Blissful
Administrative Assistant -Ms. Sarah
Head of Security- ?? (Applicants must have experience in hand to hand combat and weapons training)
Head of Live Stock- ?? (Applicants must have experience dealing with cows and sheep)

I've taken this opportunity to lay out the job titles and as you notice there are several job openings. Please submit your resume to the Administrative Assistant and if she's content with your skills she will pass it on to myself to make the final call.

If you see a small blue little dwarf with blue balls spouting off some about something smerf LLP bullshit, just shoo him away. Please don't hurt him because we all need to eat until we could find a suitable replacement.

 

[Raiden]

Time for a drink

 

[papasmerf]

Welcome to MM Inc. Robin.

CEO- MM
VIP- Hooked
Head Chef- PapaSmerf
Tenant- Transient
Head Maid- Blissful
Administrative Assistant -Ms. Sarah
Head of Security- ?? (Applicants must have experience in hand to hand combat and weapons training)
Head of Live Stock- ?? (Applicants must have experience dealing with cows and sheep)

I've taken this opportunity to lay out the job titles and as you notice there are several job openings. Please submit your resume to the Administrative Assistant and if she's content with your skills she will pass it on to myself to make the final call.

If you see a small blue little dwarf with blue balls spouting off some about something smerf LLP bullshit, just shoo him away. Please don't hurt him because we all need to eat until we could find a suitable replacement.

Welcome to the dreams of a MM and his BB

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[papasmerf]

MM

Get that horse the fark out of your crate

 

[Madman]

Tranny, BRING IT BACK!!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY HEAD YOU SERIAL KILLING CLOSET DWELLING MOOCHING SON OF TENANT!

 

[Madman]

MM

Get that horse the fark out of your crate

OH no, NO NO NO, not the horses head in the bed!

QUICK LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOW AND CALL GUIDO IN!!!!

 

[Madman]

SillyG, I need a new pair of BOOTS!!!

HURRY!!!!