MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Welcome to MM Inc. Robin.

CEO- MM
VIP- Hooked
Head Chef- PapaSmerf
Tenant- Transient
Head Maid- Blissful
Administrative Assistant -Ms. Sarah
Head of Security- ?? (Applicants must have experience in hand to hand combat and weapons training)
Head of Live Stock- ?? (Applicants must have experience dealing with cows and sheep)

I've taken this opportunity to lay out the job titles and as you notice there are several job openings. Please submit your resume to the Administrative Assistant and if she's content with your skills she will pass it on to myself to make the final call.

If you see a small blue little dwarf with blue balls spouting off some about something smerf LLP bullshit, just shoo him away. Please don't hurt him because we all need to eat until we could find a suitable replacement.

HOOKED, I told you last week PAPA was demoted to sous chef last month!

GET IT STRAIGHT or you will be demoted to landscaper, which btw we also need!!!!

 

[Transient]

Tranny, BRING IT BACK!!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY HEAD YOU SERIAL KILLING CLOSET DWELLING MOOCHING SON OF TENANT!

Ever seen Reanimator?
Anyone want some Madman head?

 

[Analme]

Ever seen Reanimator?
Anyone want some Madman head?

Wait a minute, hold on a dog gone minute here! This being a union shop would not giving head (gum jobs) be the job of the maid?

If I'm mistaken and this is a non union private sector division then go ahead and anyone interested please enjoy Madman head.

 

[-b]

Welcome to MM Inc. Robin.


VIP- Hooked


Head Maid- Blissful

When did you become VIP......

As for Head Maid....I have no contract.....And this Maid is not Cheap Either......

And here are some of my Friends.....

 

[-b]

And they are here to read any contract.....

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[papasmerf]

MM

You new bunks are here...............However as you know your lease stipulates only you may occupy your create.........Therefore Hooked can no longer reside with you on the dock.

Also please note that Hooked is not permitted to dumpster dive with you anymore, unless you put him on your insurance.

Hooked you have 3 days to vacate or you will be charged with trespass.

 

[papasmerf]

Found a picture of Hooked

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Madman]

I will NOT TOLERATE pictures of me headless!

HOOKED is in charge in my absence DO YOU UNDERSTAND>>>

Get that scared look of your face!

You know the rules and I suggest you pick up your socks, tighten your belt, TAKE TRANNY COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH and

GET TO WORK GOD DAMMIT!!!!





MAKE SOMETHING GOOD FOR A CHANGE TOO!

 

[Transient]

I will NOT TOLERATE pictures of me headless!

HOOKED is in charge in my absence DO YOU UNDERSTAND>>>

Get that scared look of your face!

You know the rules and I suggest you pick up your socks, tighten your belt, TAKE TRANNY COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH and

GET TO WORK GOD DAMMIT!!!!





MAKE SOMETHING GOOD FOR A CHANGE TOO!

Head cheese?

 

[Madman]

Head cheese?

HOOKED, start the eviction procedure!

HOOOKED, HOOOOOOOOKED

God dammit why is it so hard to find GOOD HELP AROUND HERE!

 

[Transient]

Got a new tattoo. It's truly a masterpiece.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Transient, i was going to ask you if you wanted to be my next new sidekick but you just would not be able to fill out the costume properly with your flat backside and as a famous superhero I have a reputation to uphold.

 

[User-E]

Got a new tattoo. It's truly a masterpiece.

A masterpiece of ass! :biggrin2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

A masterpiece of ass! :biggrin2:

Here look again!Hmmmmmm

 

[-b]

Did somebody say Human Art...

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

OK......a breakfast appetizer, NOW WHERE IS THE REST of it smurf?????

 

[Madman]

FUCK GOD DAMMIT I'm BLIND!!

I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY TELESCOPE THINK I WAS LOOKING AT THE SKY and all i see is a FUCKING DINGLEBERRY!