MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[User-E]

I see it now, IT WASN'T THERE BEFORE. CAN YOU PLEASE COOK IT and be snappy about it, Sarah's prepared the bacon with special cream sauce.

First ... I'm gonna grab your package .... of bacon. Then ... I'm gonna slowly unwrap it ... handling the meat very gently and carefully. Next ... I'm gonna take your meat in my hand ... drooling at the thought of how good it's going to taste ... savouring the thought of finally putting it in my mouth when it's ready ...

:wink2:

 

[Transient]

Then she's gonna peel it apart slowly...heat up a pan....slide the strips of your meat onto the sizzling hot surface....and fry it until crispy.

 

[User-E]

Then she's gonna peel it apart slowly...heat up a pan....slide the strips of your meat onto the sizzling hot surface....and fry it until crispy.

:SayWhat?:


:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Hey, what's happened to Robin?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN nice if someone missed me!!!!:grrrrrr:

It's not all about him you know!

 

[Art Mann]

Think I'll pass on Madman's crispy fried meat
and settle for a sizzling breakfast on the patio

 

[User-E]

Art - have you ever considered opening your own restaurant? :biggrin2:

Think I'll pass on Madman's crispy fried meat
and settle for a sizzling breakfast on the patio

 

[User-E]

Hey, what's happened to Robin?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN nice if someone missed me!!!!:grrrrrr:

It's not all about him you know!

I missed you desperately Robin, but was afraid that MM would be whipped up into a jealous frenzy if I spoke about it. :Crying/:

 

[papasmerf]

Papa - when are you coming back? :shout:

I'm wearing something special just for you. :wink2:

I am back and that Bacon is mine................MM I want to see you in my office right away.

 

[Transient]

I am back and that Bacon is mine................MM I want to see you in my office right away.

Hmmm, interesting.

I would have thought you would want to see Ms. Sarah in your office first...que sera sera.

 

[papasmerf]

Hmmm, interesting.

I would have thought you would want to see Ms. Sarah in your office first...que sera sera.

I will see her in my play room later for that bacon

 

[Madman]

NOW I GOT YOU YOU LITTLE SON OF A SMURF!

NOW I GOT YOU YOU LITTLE SON OF A SMURF!

I am back and that Bacon is mine................MM I want to see you in my office right away.

SURPRISE INSPECTION and look what we have here!

Papa, in my office because I'm not meeting you in the KITCHEN GOD DAMMIT!

 

[Madman]

Sarah, I hope that's turkey bacon....I'm watching my cholesterol.

 

[Madman]

I will see her in my play room later for that bacon

HOW DARE YOU CONSIDER the LAZY SUSAN your play room?? WTF, no wonder it comes of it's hinges all the time.

 

[papasmerf]

Guido

Make sure MM remains in his create tonight.

Hooked,

I received your request and the answer is no.

 

[User-E]

I will see her in my play room later for that bacon

You have to eat your bacon before you can have dessert. House rules. :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

as if there was ever a doubt

 

[papasmerf]

breakfast for those who are current on their rent and food plan

 

[Madman]

breakfast for those who are current on their rent and food plan

Smerf, this is a start. Maybe I might allow you to keep your job but you will have to serve me cold black coffee and prune pudding for the rest of the week , every morning.

 

[papasmerf]

Smerf, this is a start. Maybe I might allow you to keep your job but you will have to serve me cold black coffee and prune pudding for the rest of the week , every morning.

This is all you get until your account is current

 

[Madman]

You have to eat your bacon before you can have dessert. House rules. :wink2:

He's not allowed to eat anymore bacon, he has become vegan thinking it will darken his blue complexion.