MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Transient]

If I lie on my side, the equator will be in the southern hemisphere.

 

[User-E]

If I lie on my side, the equator will be in the southern hemisphere.

And how far away will we need to be to see the curvature of the earth?? Hmmmmmm

Suppose that the earth is a sphere of radius 3963 miles. If you are at a point P on the earth's surface and move tangent to the surface a distance of 1 mile then you can form a right angled triangel as in the diagram. Using the theorem of Pythagoras a2 = 39632 + 12 = 15705370 and thus a = 3963.000126 miles. Thus your position is 3963.000126 - 3963 = 0.000126 miles above the surface of the earth. 0.000126 miles = 12*5280*0.000126 = 7.98 inches. Hence the earth's surface curves at approximately 8 inches per mile.



:biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

Droop is not a function of trigonometry. You would have to use the Py-saggyass theorem to correctly calculate the answer for which you seek.

 

[Chunky]

All I know is some BBW's give me a chunky.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Robin lost his gloves, so I ordered some more for him and put it on your tab papa.

I only want the green ones, the rest Papa and MM could use them for their nights out.

 

[HOOKED]

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[SillyGirl]

Yippy for bacon bowls! Thanks Papa.

 

[Madman]

Yippy for bacon bowels! Thanks Papa.

How are you seeing papa's bowels??Hmmmmmm ew

 

[User-E]

Is it really papa's birthday today? He must be 300 by now!

 

[Transient]

Yippy for bacon bowels! Thanks Papa.

Yikes, that's what psmerf's proctologist must find. :don'twantto-see:/

 

[Transient]

Is it really papa's birthday today? He must be 300 by now!

 

[User-E]

Breakfast

Lunch is on me today papa. Order anything you want.

 

[papasmerf]

Lunch is on me today papa. Order anything you want.

Thank you................I think I will have the Bacon with a side of cured pork belly, the chicken fried Bacon and a slice of the apple and Bacon pie.

Oh yea a diet pop, please.

 

[User-E]

Also...Happy Birthday Papa....if it is indeed your birthday.

And to finish.....I had a needle in my spine for about an hour yesterday. Good times.

I never use my real birthdate when creating accounts online, so I always wonder too. If not, we can celebrate the online birth of papasmerf.

Epidural? Spinal tap?

Had the first one and watched my infant son endure the second.

My condolences.

:BigHug:

 

[SillyGirl]

I'm drunk! ancing:

 

[User-E]

I'm drunk! ancing:

/-Thumbs-up::/

 

[SillyGirl]

I can't imagine what's caused this massive headache. :Crying2:

 

[Madman]

I can't imagine what's caused this massive headache. :Crying2:

Lack of SEX!


EVERYONE we are having a surprise birthday party for Papa.

IT'S A DAY LATE but better late than never and at his age we have to take advantage of a party whenever we can, sooooooo LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

LADIES BIRTHDAY SUITS IS THE DRESS CODE!!!

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Whooooopeeeeee, I love a party. I've got my dancing shoes on!

and I my special gift for the Pop of Smerfs is this awesome cake ornament.