MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOOKED]

yea

You work for a delusional man

Like many profitable ventures they are sold and this is the same with this thread.

MM sold it to SMERF LLC., sometime ago.

Part of our arrangement was to allow him to rent what he could afford..........Thus the crate. As well as keeping the name of the thread.

I see you are attempting a hostile takeover! I may have to resort to unmentionable tactics which will cleanse the thread of all it's varmints and infestations.

 

[papasmerf]

I see you are attempting a hostile takeover! I may have to resort to unmentionable tactics which will cleanse the thread of all it's varmints and infestations.

You are not allowed to kill MM.

He ain't much but he is ours

 

[HOOKED]

You are not allowed to kill MM.

He ain't much but he is ours

MM was killed a long time ago, don't you watch the Walking Dead??:unknw:

 

[papasmerf]

MM was killed a long time ago, don't you watch the Walking Dead??:unknw:

I was there when they attempted to burn the body...............few weeks later he crawled back.

Once you get over the smell he is kinda likable

 

[HOOKED]

I was there when they attempted to burn the body...............few weeks later he crawled back.

Once you get over the smell he is kinda likable

but he keeps trying to bite everyone on the ass all the while muttering yum yum

 

[papasmerf]

but he keeps trying to bite everyone on the ass all the while muttering yum yum

he did say he liked you because you are slow..............I always thought be was referring to your wit.

 

[HOOKED]

he did say he liked you because you are slow..............I always thought be was referring to your wit.

He likes me because I do most of his job and mine while he plays on here in the mornings!:grrrrrr:

Now get me my candied bacon or I will sabotage MM's computer in the morning!

 

[papasmerf]

He likes me because I do most of his job and mine while he plays on here in the mornings!:grrrrrr:

Now get me my candied bacon or I will sabotage MM's computer in the morning!

you mean you are going to make the computer post complete thoughts?

 

[HOOKED]

you mean you are going to make the computer post complete thoughts?

You are putting the mutterings of a madman at risk because of your laziness and that I'm sure will not be appreciated by the rest of his loyal staff.

 

[papasmerf]

You are putting the mutterings of a madman at risk because of your laziness and that I'm sure will not be appreciated by the rest of his loyal staff.

Average day at work??

 

[HOOKED]

Average day at work??

Yes and i'm always the one in the hole!

 

[papasmerf]

Yes and i'm always the one in the hole!

Dropped your keys?

 

[HOOKED]

Dropped your keys?

No, MM accidentally dropped one of SillyGirl's boots into the hole and he was scared she was going to kill him

 

[User-E]

I finally found a diagnosis for MM's condition. It's called Green Penis Disease ... :don'twantto-see:/

We knew that males regularly entered a state called "musth", in which their urge to mate goes into overdrive and they become very aggressive, rather like rutting deer. But this wasn't thought to happen in Madman.

So when guys like MM would occasionally appear in our forum with dribbling penises and exuding a strong smell, at first we thought it was an illness. "I called it the green penis disease," she says.

During musth, MM is flooded with up to ten times as much testosterone as usual. He has swollen temporal glands: swellings bigger than a grapefruit that stick out behind his eyes. He is also extremely aggressive, and discharges an almost continuous stream of urine that creates a scent trail as he walks.

Musth is a form of honest advertising of a male's sexual availability and condition. To females, MM is saying, "I'm in very good condition, I've lived long enough, and I can give you a healthy baby that's going to inherit my good genes, virility, and longevity,".

To other men, MM is advertising, "I'm in very good shape. I'm surging with aggressive hormones, and I'll kill you if you challenge me." Testosterone-charged MM sometimes fights to the death.

https://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141101-male-elephants-have-a-sweet-side


:SayWhat?:

 

[papasmerf]

I finally found a diagnosis for MM's condition. It's called Green Penis Disease ... :don'twantto-see:/

We knew that males regularly entered a state called "musth", in which their urge to mate goes into overdrive and they become very aggressive, rather like rutting deer. But this wasn't thought to happen in Madman.

So when guys like MM would occasionally appear in our forum with dribbling penises and exuding a strong smell, at first we thought it was an illness. "I called it the green penis disease," she says.

During musth, MM is flooded with up to ten times as much testosterone as usual. He has swollen temporal glands: swellings bigger than a grapefruit that stick out behind his eyes. He is also extremely aggressive, and discharges an almost continuous stream of urine that creates a scent trail as he walks.

Musth is a form of honest advertising of a male's sexual availability and condition. To females, MM is saying, "I'm in very good condition, I've lived long enough, and I can give you a healthy baby that's going to inherit my good genes, virility, and longevity,".

To other men, MM is advertising, "I'm in very good shape. I'm surging with aggressive hormones, and I'll kill you if you challenge me." Testosterone-charged MM sometimes fights to the death.

https://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141101-male-elephants-have-a-sweet-side


:SayWhat?:

I found that putting a mirror in his crate.
Keeps him happy for hours.

 

[Analme]

I found that putting a mirror in his crate.
Keeps him happy for hours.

PS, you`re a cruel man, let him out!

 

[papasmerf]

PS, you`re a cruel man, let him out!

Hooked leashes him in the morning and takes him to work

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

First OFF I HATE MONDAYS, secondly MY DICK IS NOT GREEN, thirdly, SILLYG's boots are just fine on my feet, fourthly, I'M NOT A MONKEY IN A CAGE and last but not least.......I'M THE BOSS, ME , I, MYSELF am the CEO, BOSS, HEAD CHEESE on this ship!

PAPA, make me EGGS, COLD COFFEE AND PRUNES NOW!!!

 

[Madman]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the boss and the sexiest man on HUBGFE?


mirror- cough cough cough

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION GOD DAMMIT!