Make sex awkward in 5 words or less.

[oldguyzer]

Don't worry. Bob's here.

 

[Signingin]

Does the bride still escort?

 

[oldguyzer]

Do you take Visa?

 

[peace]

are those real?

 

[oldguyzer]

What's this knob for?

 

[peace]

Shit! Where's the condom?

 

[peace]

SHit! My condom broke.

 

[peace]

Shit. My condom too small.

 

[peace]

Shit. I don't have condoms.

 

[peace]

Do you have a condom?

 

[peace]

Where are you going?

 

[God]

But your sister swallowed.

 

[peace]

I cant get it up.

 

[bobistheowl]

"What's your name again?"

"You call those tits?"

"Trust me, you'll love it."

"Never mind what that is."

<Arnold Schwartzenegger voice>: "Do it! Do it now!

"What used to be there?"

"Schnell!" (It means "quickly' in German).

Nice stuffed animal collection...

"What's your friend's phone number?"

"Don't worry about that.".

"Only if you say please."

"Cover your face with this."

"You're not that fat.".

 

[peace]

I admit....I did say this to her: "What's your name again?"

 

[papasmerf]

I admit....I did say this to her: "What's your name again?"

And she said, Robin

 

[peace]

And she said, Robin

close....

Here's Robin

 

[oldguyzer]

Did you just shit yourself?

 

[papasmerf]

Oh that was me

 

[oldguyzer]

I hope that's your dog.