Make sex awkward in 5 words or less.

[User-E]

I have to pee - now.

 

[oldguyzer]

Is that a cucumber?

 

[papasmerf]

use the string to floss

 

[oldguyzer]

What's a strap-on?

 

[Transient]

Will you marry me?

 

[oldguyzer]

How much vaseline is needed?

 

[Transient]

Allll riiiiighty then!

 

[papasmerf]

have you seem my leg?

 

[papasmerf]

Hi, I'm Norman Bates

 

[oldguyzer]

Is that a donkey?????

 

[User-E]

I'm only 14.

 

[papasmerf]

must you talk

 

[oldguyzer]

My grandmother wants to join

 

[papasmerf]

was hoping she would

 

[oldguyzer]

Do the cameras bother you?

 

[oldguyzer]

You ever visit www.maleanalrape.com?

 

[DB123]

You look like my Dad

Were you born a woman?

Tried this in jail...

What...the FUCK...is that?

Don't worry, he's cool

 

[oldguyzer]

What's the parrot for?

 

[User-E]

I'm late.

 

[User-E]

*screams wrong name during orgasm*