Make sex awkward in 5 words or less.

[papasmerf]

does the dog always lick you?

 

[peace]

I love you.

 

[peace]

Can you friend join us?

 

[papasmerf]

Mind if Peace joins us?

 

[peace]

Do you love me?

 

[bobistheowl]

"You have a beautiful cunt.".

Did anybody get that one, in the hidden posts?

 

[User-E]

Your mom and dad were tighter.

Disqualified - 6 words. :NoNoNo:

 

[oldguyzer]

Disqualified - 6 words. :NoNoNo:

Your mom and dad swallowed

 

[User-E]

Are you done yet?

 

[papasmerf]

Is your grandma home?

 

[papasmerf]

Got any needles?

 

[Beef Jerky]

It's possible I'm still contagious

 

[papasmerf]

Really? Me too

 

[bobistheowl]

"Drop and give me twenty."..

 

[papasmerf]

I killed someone like you.

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc says I'm not crazy

 

[bobistheowl]

"You won't feel a thing.".

"Then, take most of it.".

"Time to feed the bear.".

"Open wide for chunky.".

"Most people don't object.".

"Who opened the gerbil's cage?".

"One Word. Plastics.".

"One shot. Two is pussy."

"Viddy well, little brother"

'Squeal like a pig, boy."

"Christ, it's dry in there.".

"I need a clothes pin.".

"No thanks, I already ate.".

"Let's, and say we didn't.".

"You call THAT a blowjob?".

"I've done worse.".

"Whatever she said, she's lying.".

"That was my evil twin.".

 

[papasmerf]

Over 5 words.

 

[oldguyzer]

Is that a mole?

 

[papasmerf]

it always bleeds like that