Make sex awkward in 5 words or less.

[User-E]

is that a huge spider?

 

[DB123]

is that a huge spider?

If not, see a doctor

 

[peace]

 

[peace]

 

[ConquerorRyan]

Hi, my name is Ryan

 

[Transient]

is that a huge spider?

No, just going full bush.

 

[Louis XIV]

Your pussy is bleeding.

Sure those aren't hemorrhoids?

Just say 'Ahhh'!

Is that a TAIL?

It's just a tumor.

Adam's Apple, huh?

You got dingleberries.

Ever tasted 'ass cheese'?

Your dog has a woody!

Let me lick your eyeball!

Uhm, you got a booger...

 

[Transient]

is that a huge spider?

No, it's my penis.

 

[Transient]

is that a huge spider?

No, its a hairy mole.

 

[Transient]

is that a huge spider?

Yes, pet him. NOW!!!

 

[Blank_Dave]

/As bito/ "Wear this"

 

[peace]

Forget it. I'm leaving!

 

[User-E]

Hurry, I'm missing the game.

 

[peace]

Are you kidding me

 

[DannyDeVito]

Sorry for farting.

 

[oldguyzer]

Your farts are chunky?

 

[Transient]

Do you steam your vagina?

 

[Transient]

Keep your Crocs on. :wink:

 

[papasmerf]

You meant I pay you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

It's not supposed to bend?