Married men only have 3 questions.

[Bubba]

What's for dinner?

What do I wear?

Where is my phone?

Plus when they get married they never say life is better than I expected.

People that don't drink lose their best excuse card the next day if you screw up. Can't blame it on alcohol cause their best excuse is sorry I was drunk, can't remember that.


Heard it on the radio but made me think. OMFG that is so true.

Carry on gents.

 

[Goodfella]

So true :-Cool/"

 

[Baz]

How about- where's my remote, honey, do you know where my keys are or do you see any nose or ear hair?

 

[HOF]

Dinner, blowjob, greek:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Baz]

Dinner, blowjob, greek:YMAPPLAUSE:

Here are the responses you would receive I'm sure-Make your own, not tonight I have a headache and a toothache, sorry my stomach is bothering me.

 

[Wanker]

Where is my favorite 5 year old underwear?.

 

[Boing]

I don't have any questions. I rather she not answer at all.

 

[User-E]

Where is my favorite 5 year old underwear?.

I've made that mistake before. Never throw out a man's favourite article of clothing, no matter how grungy and tattered it might be.

 

[Senor Gomes]

Where is the converter?.

 

[HOF]

I've made that mistake before. Never throw out a man's favourite article of clothing, no matter how grungy and tattered it might be.

You have to offer up a trade! LOL

 

[User-E]

You have to offer up a trade! LOL

:biggrin2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I've made that mistake before. Never throw out a man's favourite article of clothing, no matter how grungy and tattered it might be.

These my dear you can toss

 

[HOF]

3 questions married men have:

1. Honey, where are durex ultra thin/sensitive condoms that I bought.
2. Where is the HoJo anal lube.
3. Where is my hobby phone, you know the one that has all the agency/indy girls that do greek?

:LMAO:

 

[Macon]

3 questions is 3 too many.

 

[HOF]

3 questions is 3 too many.

You're probably right.