My Easter Bang Plan with Fuck Bud. Good Idea or Bad Idea?

[TROOPS]

I'm going to bang a fuck buddy this weekend. So i have the perfect plan. Picture this.

I plan on sticking some lube up my ass and then gonna stick a hard boiled colored easter egg up my ass beforehand without her knowledge.

So when shes sucking my cock, i'm gonna ask her to lick my balls. While she's doing that i'm gonna push like i'm taking a shit then plop out the easter egg like a chicken and yell........"Happy Easter"

What do you think? Good idea or Bad Idea.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I'm going to bang a fuck buddy this weekend. So i have the perfect plan. Picture this.

I plan on sticking some lube up my ass and then gonna stick a hard boiled colored easter egg up my ass. Beforehand without her knowledge.

So when shes sucking my cock, i'm gonna ask her to lick my balls. While she's doing that i'm gonna push like i'm taking a shit then plop out the easter egg like a chicken and yell........"Happy Easter"

What do you think? Good idea or Bad Idea.

Well considering peeled hard boiled eggs smell like shit, I guess it can work!:biggrin2:

 

[thesun]

I'm going to bang a fuck buddy this weekend. So i have the perfect plan. Picture this.

I plan on sticking some lube up my ass and then gonna stick a hard boiled colored easter egg up my ass beforehand without her knowledge.

So when shes sucking my cock, i'm gonna ask her to lick my balls. While she's doing that i'm gonna push like i'm taking a shit then plop out the easter egg like a chicken and yell........"Happy Easter"

What do you think? Good idea or Bad Idea.

Go for it and tape it. Then we can watch it on youtube. Better then "I love you fk'n babe."

 

[celticman]

Give her a real surprise and use an ostrich egg.

 

[TROOPS]

Give her a real surprise and use an ostrich egg.

Won't fit..........better yet i'll use a dozen eggs and plop out each egg and it will spell out HAPPY EASTER!

 

[Boing]

Picture this.

I plan on sticking some lube up my ass and then gonna stick a hard boiled colored easter egg up my ass beforehand without her knowledge.

So when shes sucking my cock, i'm gonna ask her to lick my balls. While she's doing that i'm gonna push like i'm taking a shit then plop out the easter egg like a chicken and yell........"Happy Easter"

What do you think? Good idea or Bad Idea.

Holy Holy Holy. I can't mention what comes after Holy.

You are Madman's brother.

 

[Bigtip]

Is it free banging your fuck buddy?

Then go for it and report back.

 

[Anneliese]

I'm going to bang a fuck buddy this weekend. So i have the perfect plan. Picture this.

I plan on sticking some lube up my ass and then gonna stick a hard boiled colored easter egg up my ass beforehand without her knowledge.


So when shes sucking my cock, i'm gonna ask her to lick my balls. While she's doing that i'm gonna push like i'm taking a shit then plop out the easter egg like a chicken and yell........"Happy Easter"

What do you think? Good idea or Bad Idea.

WOW!?..... ummm..... WOW!!!.... that is all I've got to say..... hmmm.... oh my....

 

[bgobbler]

bahahaha!!!! this was hilarious

 

[superdick]

Demien2k5 is never around when u need himraying:

 

[HOF]

I'm going to bang a fuck buddy this weekend. So i have the perfect plan. Picture this.

I plan on sticking some lube up my ass and then gonna stick a hard boiled colored easter egg up my ass beforehand without her knowledge.

So when shes sucking my cock, i'm gonna ask her to lick my balls. While she's doing that i'm gonna push like i'm taking a shit then plop out the easter egg like a chicken and yell........"Happy Easter"

What do you think? Good idea or Bad Idea.

You realize that the egg will have skidders on it.

 

[Analme]

Demien2k5 is never around when u need himraying:

What's ever happened to that ornery white-knight, I don't see him posting much anymore here nor there.

Troops be a chum and please take a picture of the young ladies expression as the egg plops out!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Hopefully the eggs are wrapped or you could put them in little drug baggies hahah

 

[-b]

Why not use those little Easter Chocolate Eggs unwrap them ....they
are small and you can stick a lot more......It will come out like
Deer Droppings......:wink2:

 

[L._s.]

I suggest that you use a chocolate cream egg.

THen take a bite out of eat. Really freak her out.

Or when it comes out, break eat and say - There is nothing like creamy shit --- Prior to seeing you I just got my ass filled by this dude with a huge cock.

 

[Slick]

So did you bang or not?.

 

[Madman]

geeez and you guys call me nuts!!!:tease:

 

[TROOPS]

So i did a practice run with a hard boiled egg today. Lubed up my ass and tried shoving it in. God damn i'm tight. I could not fit it in my ass. Didn't want it to go to waste so i peeled the egg and made an egg salad sandwich for lunch. Tomorrow, i'm gonna go find some quail eggs at a specialty food store and will try with those. I know those will fit.

My only concern plopping out an egg like a chicken, will be the likliehood of poo coming out with it if i push to hard. Will make sure i have a good dump beforehand. Theres also the likeliehood of it not coming out at all.

Can't wait to try this on her. Will give you a full report.

 

[Madman]

So i did a practice run with a hard boiled egg today. Lubed up my ass and tried shoving it in. God damn i'm tight. I could not fit it in my ass. Didn't want it to go to waste so i peeled the egg and made an egg salad sandwich for lunch. Tomorrow, i'm gonna go find some quail eggs at a specialty food store and will try with those. I know those will fit.

My only concern plopping out an egg like a chicken, will be the likliehood of poo coming out with it if i push to hard. Will make sure i have a good dump beforehand. Theres also the likeliehood of it not coming out at all.

Can't wait to try this on her. Will give you a full report.

FYI- when giving us the pooping the egg review. HOF will show up with a bloody cake!

 

[Transient]

Congrats on the eggs