Madman
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Ive been waiting for his post!!
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UPDATE
UPDATE
So i ended up going to see my fuck bud over the weekend. With an extra small hard boiled egg and lube in tow. Before arriving, i made sure i had a good dump beforehand and also took an enema squeeze bottle and shoved it up my ass and squeezed water, and pushed it out. So i knew i was going to be clean.
Once i arrived at my fuck buds, she greeted me and said she was sooooooo horny cuz its been awhile. So she led me to the bedroom and starts undressing me. I said, whoa.....slow it down. Get naked, "i have to use the washroom".
Once in the washroom, i pulled out a strawberry flavored lube out and put some on my ass, then smeared some on the hard boiled egg which i wrote "happy easter" with a permanent marker. I slid it in my ass and wiped the excess lube off my ass.
I walked into her bedroom already naked and jumped on her bed where she awaits me. She pushes me on my back and is already going down on my cock. At this point i was thinking to myself, would it be harder to push the egg out of my ass if i have a boner? Or should i do it right away while i'm still flaccid? In no time her mouth got my cock real hard.
I layed there on my back with her between my legs. I had my knees bent and decided i needed to push because the egg in my ass was starting to feel uncomfortable. So i pushed and could not feel the egg coming out. So i pushed harder and this time i made a loud grunt like i was constipated and my fuck bud looks up and says am i hurting you? I said no continue. I then asked her to lick my balls.......then she asks my why i smell like strawberries. Damn i thot to myself. I only had flavored lube. I just said it was a new shower gel.
Finally i raised my legs off the bed and pushed real hard like i was pushing a baby and out plopped the egg under her chin. She looks down and see's egg and i yelled......."HAPPY EASTER". The look on her face was priceless. A blank stare and silence for a second, and then she burst out laughing. "What the fuck Troops" "you ass" we both could not stop laughing. She asked why i did this, and i told her i envision this being stuck in rush hour traffic and came up with this in my head. She knows me well and also has a great sense of humour. she said this is one easter she'll never forget.:biggrin2:
UPDATE
So i ended up going to see my fuck bud over the weekend. With an extra small hard boiled egg and lube in tow. Before arriving, i made sure i had a good dump beforehand and also took an enema squeeze bottle and shoved it up my ass and squeezed water, and pushed it out. So i knew i was going to be clean.
Once i arrived at my fuck buds, she greeted me and said she was sooooooo horny cuz its been awhile. So she led me to the bedroom and starts undressing me. I said, whoa.....slow it down. Get naked, "i have to use the washroom".
Once in the washroom, i pulled out a strawberry flavored lube out and put some on my ass, then smeared some on the hard boiled egg which i wrote "happy easter" with a permanent marker. I slid it in my ass and wiped the excess lube off my ass.
I walked into her bedroom already naked and jumped on her bed where she awaits me. She pushes me on my back and is already going down on my cock. At this point i was thinking to myself, would it be harder to push the egg out of my ass if i have a boner? Or should i do it right away while i'm still flaccid? In no time her mouth got my cock real hard.
I layed there on my back with her between my legs. I had my knees bent and decided i needed to push because the egg in my ass was starting to feel uncomfortable. So i pushed and could not feel the egg coming out. So i pushed harder and this time i made a loud grunt like i was constipated and my fuck bud looks up and says am i hurting you? I said no continue. I then asked her to lick my balls.......then she asks my why i smell like strawberries. Damn i thot to myself. I only had flavored lube. I just said it was a new shower gel.
Finally i raised my legs off the bed and pushed real hard like i was pushing a baby and out plopped the egg under her chin. She looks down and see's egg and i yelled......."HAPPY EASTER". The look on her face was priceless. A blank stare and silence for a second, and then she burst out laughing. "What the fuck Troops" "you ass" we both could not stop laughing. She asked why i did this, and i told her i envision this being stuck in rush hour traffic and came up with this in my head. She knows me well and also has a great sense of humour. she said this is one easter she'll never forget.:biggrin2:
oldguyzer
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Yeah, right. Live in your own little dream world, don't you...
