My Easter Bang Plan with Fuck Bud. Good Idea or Bad Idea?

[oscar the chameleon]

Definitely regardless of outcome an A for creativity
learn where the closest ER is just in case

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Awesome comments! This entire thread made me laugh so hard. Thanks Troops

 

[TROOPS]

Awesome comments! This entire thread made me laugh so hard. Thanks Troops

You're welcome chicky:biggrin2:

If i per-fect this new talent. Do you think i can become an sp for sp's who are willing to pay me for my talent?
My rates would be......
30min $20
60min $10
90min $5
My restrictions......no cuddling, you ain't my gf. Plus you have to make me a sandwich before you leave.

 

[TROOPS]

Definitely regardless of outcome an A for creativity
learn where the closest ER is just in case

Thanks mang..........never got anything past a C in school when i was young.

 

[TROOPS]

Why not use those little Easter Chocolate Eggs unwrap them ....they
are small and you can stick a lot more......It will come out like
Deer Droppings......:wink2:

No........they will melt in my warm ass and come out like diaharea.

 

[Lily Divine]

I am genuinely glad no one can ever hear me while I read one of your threads.

:LMAO:

Which came first... Troops or the egg?

 

[HOF]

FYI- when giving us the pooping the egg review. HOF will show up with a bloody cake!

Then there will be a thread created about useless pictures and posts.

 

[HOF]

Congrats on the eggs

See post #27

 

[oldguyzer]

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie with great anticipation,then crawled into bed, only to find her devout Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, ' It's Lent.' In tears, she sobbed, ' Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! 'Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

So i did a practice run with a hard boiled egg today. Lubed up my ass and tried shoving it in. God damn i'm tight. I could not fit it in my ass. Didn't want it to go to waste so i peeled the egg and made an egg salad sandwich for lunch. Tomorrow, i'm gonna go find some quail eggs at a specialty food store and will try with those. I know those will fit.

My only concern plopping out an egg like a chicken, will be the likliehood of poo coming out with it if i push to hard. Will make sure i have a good dump beforehand. Theres also the likeliehood of it not coming out at all.

Can't wait to try this on her. Will give you a full report.

TROOPS,

Do what I do before a visit to the Greek Isles, take a baby enema (milder) about an hr before your visit & you shouldn't experience any unwanted droppings.

 

[gww]

You're welcome chicky:biggrin2:

If i per-fect this new talent. Do you think i can become an sp for sp's who are willing to pay me for my talent?
My rates would be......
30min $20
60min $10
90min $5
My restrictions......no cuddling, you ain't my gf. Plus you have to make me a sandwich before you leave.

Egg Salad sandwich ?

 

[Baz]

Troops if you don't mind me expressing my opinion, this is or was a horrible idea. Why would you care to do such an intrusive act to your own body is beyond me. I hope this was a joke of sort which I personally do not find funny but I'm sure many are amused.

 

[thesun]

Then there will be a thread created about useless pictures and posts.

Now do you have a hidden agenda?

 

[thesun]

Troops if you don't mind me expressing my opinion, this is or was a horrible idea. Why would you care to do such an intrusive act to your own body is beyond me. I hope this was a joke of sort which I personally do not find funny but I'm sure many are amused.

Well you cannot please/humour everyone.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Troops if you don't mind me expressing my opinion, this is or was a horrible idea. Why would you care to do such an intrusive act to your own body is beyond me. I hope this was a joke of sort which I personally do not find funny but I'm sure many are amused.

If Baz thinks it's a bad idea I'm all for it.

 

[Fullthrottle]

If Baz thinks it's a bad idea I'm all for it.

:biggrin2: that's funny and so is shitting an egg btw!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

So what did TROOPS end up doing?:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

So what did TROOPS end up doing?:biggrin2:

We don't want to know! Well maybe we do but I'm not eating any hard boiled eggs for a long time!

 

[Bill The Pirate]

I completely suck at new age romantics, I just gave her flowers