My left hand is itchy.

[Martin]

Is it true that I will be receiving money on some kind of monetary influx?.

 

[Prick]

No.

 

[ReservoirDog]

Is it true that I will be receiving money on some kind of monetary influx?.

Nope, it has to itch from your right hand.

 

[Peter Baires]

You will lose money, just give it to me and I'll save you the worries

 

[Boing]

As long as your dick doesn't itch, you are OK.

 

[Siodd]

You must have been raised my your grandmother.

 

[bolt.upright]

It's probably just a bug bite. Sorry.

 

[cristycurves]

Another fun thread to read, lol, some here always have the best answers But if you believe google, then the superstition claims that left hand itchy, you will get some money, right hand itchy, then something bad is going to happen. If a person has itchy palms, he/she is going to come into money. There you have it, or maybe you're just jerking to much, lol:wink2:

 

[Lorenzo]

My left ball is itchy. Will I be getting half a BJ soon?.

 

[cristycurves]

Half a blowjob is better than no blowjob at all!

Are you speaking from experience:wink2:

 

[LarryB]

From too much experience receiving only half-hearted blowjobs from women who say they love you more than anything. :Crying2:

I would be crying too.