IN-Call My old lady - a review

[Green Eyed Bandit]

Mods - please move this thread if it's in the wrong forum - she really isn't an independent, since she sponges off of me, with her fat ass sat on the couch all day.

It wasn't really an incall, since I pay the fucking mortgage.

Not really an outcall either. It's my house, but I didn't chose the furniture, the colours or that fucking gay Robert Bateman "painting"/photocopy that her mother gave us.

And it's my house until the divorce.





Fuck my life.

Holy shit it's a real life Al Bundy:happy:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

fshes bud, you need to get her to leave before you explode.

 

[Iamworthy]

Thread of the year.

 

[fshes]

Thread of the year.

Too bad I won the booby prize.
And not in the literal sense.

 

[Topdogger]

Too bad I won the booby prize.
And not in the literal sense.

Man file for divorce, pronto.

 

[Toobist]

Wow, the OP seems to have an axe to grind with this gem.

My experience with her was very different. It must be a YMMV thing. She and I had a great time. Certainly not a clock watcher, though every time a car drove by her in-call location she looked a little nervous.
Will repeat (but the release on 'Hubby's Pillow' was a little weird. Anyone else have a similar experience?)

I'll keep this short and sweet.
I was feeling a fair bit more amorous than usual yesterday. I booked one of the TAG girls (name?) at 12:30pm. Decent ride, wouldn't recommend.

Wasn't drained, so I booked a second TAG girl (name? I guess that it doesn't matter). Decent ride, wouldn't recommend.

When I get home, she tells me that tonight is my lucky night. So I took the old lady for a spin - I won't bore you with the details but here is the short version -

Used to advertise GFE but is now very restrictive. No LFK/DFK.
Said her tits were sore - don't touch!
Wouldn't allow digits.
No BBBJ, not ever CBJ
No MPOS
Definitely no MSOG!

Looks - You can tell that she used to be a looker but has really let herself go
Service - Complained through the whole thing. Showed no interest.
Cost - Immeasurable
Repeat - more than likely but probably not for quite some time.
Recommend - No

 

[BuryTheWeasel]

Wow, the OP seems to have an axe to grind with this gem.

My experience with her was very different. It must be a YMMV thing. She and I had a great time. Certainly not a clock watcher, though every time a car drove by her in-call location she looked a little nervous.
Will repeat (but the release on 'Hubby's Pillow' was a little weird. Anyone else have a similar experience?)

SHILL!!!!!!! :beurk:

 

[fshes]

SHILL!!!!!!! :beurk:

+1
I'm pretty sure that it's not a YMMV thing.
Dyke.

 

[Jack The Ripper]

+1
I'm pretty sure that it's not a YMMV thing.
Dyke.

Does she have a sister :bad:

 

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I feel bad, I couldnt stop laughing. Im so sorry. I hope things turn around for you both.

 

[Armando]

LMAO !!!

 

[Melanie]

fshes baby you need a girlfriend!

 

[Hawkeye]

fshes baby you need a girlfriend!

He needs a new wife.

 

[fshes]

fshes baby you need a girlfriend!

ok, but please be gentle with me

 

[PERVERT]

Come on buddy how bad can she really be. Can she cook :666:

 

[Jackson]

Thanks for the laugh dude.

 

[smash]

Said her tits were sore - don't touch!
Service - Complained through the whole thing. Showed no interest.
Cost - Immeasurable

Lol, damn you married guys have it ruff. Talk about going through the motions:bomb:

 

[benzino]

I'll keep this short and sweet.
I was feeling a fair bit more amorous than usual yesterday. I booked one of the TAG girls (name?) at 12:30pm. Decent ride, wouldn't recommend.

Wasn't drained, so I booked a second TAG girl (name? I guess that it doesn't matter). Decent ride, wouldn't recommend.

When I get home, she tells me that tonight is my lucky night. So I took the old lady for a spin - I won't bore you with the details but here is the short version -

Used to advertise GFE but is now very restrictive. No LFK/DFK.
Said her tits were sore - don't touch!
Wouldn't allow digits.
No BBBJ, not ever CBJ
No MPOS
Definitely no MSOG!

Looks - You can tell that she used to be a looker but has really let herself go
Service - Complained through the whole thing. Showed no interest.
Cost - Immeasurable
Repeat - more than likely but probably not for quite some time.
Recommend - No

Hilarious...but for your sake I hope she doesn't find out about this account haha

 

[Melanie]

ok, but please be gentle with me

Okiedokie, I promise to be gentle.

 

[pussywipped]

So F#*king Hilarious
-1
That is one reason why we have become Hobbyists
:rofl1: