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fshes said:
Mods - please move this thread if it's in the wrong forum - she really isn't an independent, since she sponges off of me, with her fat ass sat on the couch all day.

It wasn't really an incall, since I pay the fucking mortgage.

Not really an outcall either. It's my house, but I didn't chose the furniture, the colours or that fucking gay Robert Bateman "painting"/photocopy that her mother gave us.

And it's my house until the divorce.

Fuck my life.
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More GOLD. Fshes, all of married guys can relate to your situation. You've got to find a way to profitably harness that sense of humour of yours.
 
I have so many friends in marriages that are really unhappy, both men and women. It's a shame what a piece of paper does to people.
 
This is disgusting and this poor woman is being degraded by her own husband while the rest of you praise the poster-disgusting to say the least.
 
Maybe she is switching sides.....
Try a 3some......:wink2:
 
bazerko said:
This is disgusting and this poor woman is being degraded by her own husband while the rest of you praise the poster-disgusting to say the least.
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Dude, it was a joke... Go tell society you're on a SP Message Board, and I bet you get the same remark you gave. This isn't a place for people to judge.
 
You sound a little bitter fshes...LOL... chin up bud, I think most us can relate to you at least a bit. I dodged the M bullet just over a year ago. When I met my ex she was a brunette spinner similar too one of my ATF's Dominica @ Sassy. She gave a great BBBJCIM, especially on a Sunday morning. After 2 years of living with each other, she became a soft-bodied (not good when you're 5'2" tall), flabby bummed whiner with a crabby attitude, infrequent service and though there was no divorce still managed to take me for a few thousand roses. I'm lucky I got out when I did. The world is always full of new possibilities, new lovelies and lots of PSE and GFE fun :biggrin2:
 
fshes said:
I'll keep this short and sweet.
I was feeling a fair bit more amorous than usual yesterday. I booked one of the TAG girls (name?) at 12:30pm. Decent ride, wouldn't recommend.

Wasn't drained, so I booked a second TAG girl (name? I guess that it doesn't matter). Decent ride, wouldn't recommend.

When I get home, she tells me that tonight is my lucky night. So I took the old lady for a spin - I won't bore you with the details but here is the short version -

Used to advertise GFE but is now very restrictive. No LFK/DFK.
Said her tits were sore - don't touch!
Wouldn't allow digits.
No BBBJ, not ever CBJ
No MPOS
Definitely no MSOG!

Looks - You can tell that she used to be a looker but has really let herself go
Service - Complained through the whole thing. Showed no interest.
Cost - Immeasurable
Repeat - more than likely but probably not for quite some time.
Recommend - No
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You poor guy! I read her ad as forgotten lonely housewife will do anything for a toblerone and timmie's double double!

When I saw your old lady yesterday afternoon, well I didn't think she was that old! She was a total PSE freak! Sexy lingerie with garter and hose, crotchless panties, boustier bra and 6 inch fuck me really hard heels! She couldn't keep her hands off of me, I mean Jesus this woman was in heat, fondling at my belt to release the weapon of mass fornication. Once is was out, she gobbling it up like the hunger cougar that she is-I mean she drained it dry and even let me slap her face with it as she playfully tried to get her yapper around it again.

Digits, dude, she begged me to finger no one but both passion tunnels; she got so wet and wild that both hands slid half-way down my palms and she bucked on them. Once that was done, I had to wash my hands while she crawled in behind a rimmed around my rose hole, we humped, oops jumped into the shower to soap each other off then proceeded to complete 97 of 101sexinfo.com positions, the other 4 I'm just too short to do.

I travelled all around her world and hit every cuntinent, cuntry and isle along the way with multiple earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanic eruptions.

I got all this for for a toblerone and timmies double double. Alas, the only negative, she said I had to leave at 14:57 because you'd be home at 15:00! I think I passed while driving away!:wink:
 
HOF said:
You poor guy! I read her ad as forgotten lonely housewife will do anything for a toblerone and timmie's double double!

When I saw your old lady yesterday afternoon, well I didn't think she was that old! She was a total PSE freak! Sexy lingerie with garter and hose, crotchless panties, boustier bra and 6 inch fuck me really hard heels! She couldn't keep her hands off of me, I mean Jesus this woman was in heat, fondling at my belt to release the weapon of mass fornication. Once is was out, she gobbling it up like the hunger cougar that she is-I mean she drained it dry and even let me slap her face with it as she playfully tried to get her yapper around it again.

Digits, dude, she begged me to finger no one but both passion tunnels; she got so wet and wild that both hands slid half-way down my palms and she bucked on them. Once that was done, I had to wash my hands while she crawled in behind a rimmed around my rose hole, we humped, oops jumped into the shower to soap each other off then proceeded to complete 97 of 101sexinfo.com positions, the other 4 I'm just too short to do.

I travelled all around her world and hit every cuntinent, cuntry and isle along the way with multiple earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanic eruptions.

I got all this for for a toblerone and timmies double double. Alas, the only negative, she said I had to leave at 14:57 because you'd be home at 15:00! I think I passed while driving away!:wink:
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thanks. i get why you left a shit stain on the bed, but why'd you have to wear my underwear on your head while you were doing it?
 
She said, "I want to see what my hubby's head up his ass would look like, so I helped her out!"
 
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