My RANT!!! about Maintenance

[RAWD]

can you braid my pig and bacon beads into it?

^^^ Winning new fashion trend.


Another fashion tip

 

[Cardinal Fang]

There's really only one thing I can say to that. Fuck you, asshole!!! :biggrin2:

meh....

Goober's mom once fooled me into giving her a pedicure. I needed a belt sander to get the task done.

*Shudders*

 

[SillyGirl]

meh....

Goober's mom once fooled me into giving her a pedicure. I needed a belt sander to get the task done.

*Shudders*

It's important to have the right tools for the job.

Do you provide other Maintenance services? Goober's mom highly recommends you.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I've been known to pluck a nerve or two. :biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

I've been known to pluck a nerve or two. :biggrin2:

pfffft....I don't need to pay for that, I have people in my life who do it for free.

:tongue:

 

[Madman]

My balls and arse are in need of a good wax. SillyG, you promised I could come with you, that's it the boots are gone forever!!

 

[SillyGirl]

My balls and arse are in need of a good wax. SillyG, you promised I could come with you, that's it the boots are gone forever!!

WaxGirl couldn't see you yesterday, as both the hedgetrimmer and weed whacker were out for repair. Maybe next time...oh wait, there won't be a next time. I start with the laser next month. :???:

So I guess you're on your own...good luck shaving that mess!

 

[Madman]

WaxGirl couldn't see you yesterday, as both the hedgetrimmer and weed whacker were out for repair. Maybe next time...oh wait, there won't be a next time. I start with the laser next month. :???:

So I guess you're on your own...good luck shaving that mess!

Come on, I'm sick of laying in the bathtub with my legs in the air trying to reach in with a razor!

 

[SillyGirl]

Come on, I'm sick of laying in the bathtub with my legs in the air trying to reach in with a razor!

Is that how it's done? I was gonna ask, as I'm supposed to shave everything before the laser.

 

[Madman]

Is that how it's done? I was gonna ask, as I'm supposed to shave everything before the laser.

Ok, for you I will come and help you. Don't tell Papa, he'll be jealous.

 

[papasmerf]

Ok, for you I will come and help you. .

:rofl!:

 

[SillyGirl]

Ok, for you I will come and help you. Don't tell Papa, he'll be jealous.

You don't think Papa will notice that my ass is shaved?

 

[Madman]

You don't think Papa will notice that my ass is shaved?

Send me a pic of your peach so I can look for stubble.

 

[SillyGirl]

A pic? I was enroute to show you in person, but I got lost so just found my way back home.

 

[Madman]

A pic? I was enroute to show you in person, but I got lost so just found my way back home.

I'm sending you a Madman GPS unit.

 

[SillyGirl]

It's Laser day...

It's Laser day...

and I'm a little afraid.

Shaving my ass was quite the adventure. :roll:

 

[papasmerf]

and I'm a little afraid.

Shaving my ass was quite the adventure. :roll:

your post is useless without pictures

 

[SillyGirl]

your post is useless without pictures

Does no one have an imagination anymore? What is this world coming to? :dontknow:

 

[Transient]

and I'm a little afraid.

Shaving my ass was quite the adventure. :roll:

It'll be fine SG. It'll be over before you know it.
And maybe they will let you chase the elusive red dot. Good luck.

 

[TINY]

and I'm a little afraid.

Shaving my ass was quite the adventure. :roll:

Only your ass. Legs and arms not included in the deal?.