My RANT!!! about Maintenance

[Transient]

SG, my feet are due for a touch up. Do you have any appointments available?

 

[SillyGirl]

SG, my feet are due for a touch up. Do you have any appointments available?

 

[Madman]

then again, there are a few things I wish I had re:my body but life is too short worrying about them. Just have to embrace them and move on.
ps. Once dated a woman who spent 2 hours in her bathroom everyday. Yikes 2 friggin long hours and I honestly thought she didnt need any of it. She looked way better naturally. Nevertheless she did have so many positive qualities. Thus I didnt mind the trade off. Yet and unfortunately it was a long distance relationship.

Peace, first off penis enlargement surgery has come a long way. Secondly, do you have any naughty pics laying around of your ex? We can bypass the Guess her Muff thread entirely tomorrow if you share!

 

[peace]

There you go guido..heres the proof. MAdman was starring at my penis while I was taking a piss in a public bathroom!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

A girl offered to give me a blowjob over the weekend with the caveat that my junk be freshly shaven.
I told her that if she wanted to she could shave them for me.
She said that she wouldn't shave my balls AND suck my dick.
I asked her "Then what's in it for me?"

 

[FRED]

Ridgeman and CG were the same guy

:bs::Shhhh:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Score one for being single and not in the hunt!! No need to do maintenance!!:yahoo: No plucking, no waxing,and seldom any shaving even.:/Rock-on/: And for the curious, the grounds are overgrown.

I mean why go through the trouble when you don't have to make anyone happy, or worry about causing rug burn in sensitive areas.

 

[Madman]

Way to much information Dave. :toocool:

 

[SillyGirl]

I hate it when I get home from WaxGirl and realize there is still wax on me. My shorts were stuck to my ass. And of course I couldn't find the baby oil I keep on hand for this exact situation, so had to use olive oil instead.

Nails are done, skin is buffed and polished, hair is good and I'm almost done with a 2hr. pedicure. I am so ready for the beach this weekend!

 

[papasmerf]

that reminds me
my back hair needs to be conditioned

 

[Transient]

I hate it when I get home from WaxGirl and realize there is still wax on me. My shorts were stuck to my ass. And of course I couldn't find the baby oil I keep on hand for this exact situation, so had to use olive oil instead.

Nails are done, skin is buffed and polished, hair is good and I'm almost done with a 2hr. pedicure. I am so ready for the beach this weekend!

I'll take care of that extra wax for ya SG!

 

[SillyGirl]

that reminds me
my back hair needs to be conditioned

I recommend argan oil mixed with hair conditioner. Leave it on the hair for at least an hour, the longer the better. Is there some way you could wrap yourself in saran wrap while it soaks in?

 

[SillyGirl]

I'll take care of that extra wax for ya SG!

There's really only one thing I can say to that. Fuck you, asshole!!! :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

I recommend argan oil mixed with hair conditioner. Leave it on the hair for at least an hour, the longer the better. Is there some way you could wrap yourself in saran wrap while it soaks in?

sounds kinky

 

[SillyGirl]

sounds kinky

Sorry to disappoint you, but there's really not much sexy about the Maintenance process.

The results, though, can definitely lead to SexyTime.

 

[RAWD]

giggity giggity!

 

[papasmerf]

Sorry to disappoint you, but there's really not much sexy about the Maintenance process.

The results, though, can definitely lead to SexyTime.

Braid my back hair and call me Yetti

 

[SillyGirl]

Braid my back hair and call me Yetti

French braid is nice for fancy occasions.

 

[Transient]

There's really only one thing I can say to that. Fuck you, asshole!!! :biggrin2:

Geez, a nice soft buffing cloth, high rpms, and no fear of running out of batteries. I thought you would have jumped at the chance! :rofl!:

 

[papasmerf]

French braid is nice for fancy occasions.

can you braid my pig and bacon beads into it?