Name a job that can withstand any recession

[Adsr]

Lawyers will be my best bet.

 

[JJ Mitchell]

Electrician.

 

[Andrew_]

Plumbers.

 

[Curly]

Doctors.

 

[What A Wookie]

Politicians

 

[Admiral]

SP

 

[Rolex]

Mistress.

 

[happydog]

economist, now they can stop talking about the coming recession and stat talking about how long it will last and how to get out of it.

 

[SillyGirl]

Funeral homes and grocery stores.

 

[peace]

Teachers (.....Robertson....inhale...exhale....again...and again and again......:biggrin2

 

[ROBERTSON]

Teachers (.....Robertson....inhale...exhale....again...and again and again......:biggrin2

,... :rofl!:

Shows you how much will power I have, for not stating the obvious,...

 

[Villager]

Pimps.

 

[Madman]

Escorts, guys will always find a way to pay for sex.

 

[demien3k5]

Captain of a Federation of Planets star ship. 'To boldly go where money don't mean shit, Spock!'

International Man of Mystery. 'Money? No one cares, baby! Let's shag!'

Garbage collector. 'I gets paid, and I am gonna keep gettin' paid to pick up other peoples' crap! Rain or shine, no matter what. So suck it, dude! Pay me!'

Head of Jedi Council. One word: Tenure.

Unicorn Proctologist. You only need to cure one Unicorn hemmorrhoid and your medical practice will always be in high demand.

Wizard. If you're Gandalf, money really ain't gonna be your biggest problem. Amirite right, Sauron?

Happy Meal Toy Inventor. Parents will keep buying that crap for their kids no matter how broke they get, as long as there is a toy to shut the lil' bastard up for at least 10mins.

 

[Emailprivate]

Computer programmer.

My parents cautioned me when I was 12 years old that programming jobs would get outsourced to india...here I am at 44 years old and the programming job market in the US is better than ever. Programming is half communication and understanding requirements; you can't put an ocean and language barrier between teams and expect good results.

 

[demien3k5]

Government employee. Have any ever been let go for economic reasons? Doubt it.

Ever hear of Greek Austerity?

 

[Swagger]

Garlic peeler.