Many years ago I had a job pushing paper in a direct-sales office. One winter morning a sales rep came in and I asked how his appointment had gone the night before.
He said he was about halfway through his sales presentation when he was hit by an urgent need to go. He asked if he could use the bathroom, but it was under repair and the toilet wasn't working. Feigning the need to get something from his car, he went outside and took a dump in their backyard.
He went back in and completed his presentation, and was happy when the customer wanted to buy. He had to make arrangements to complete the sale the next day, because he had just used his last blank invoice to wipe his ass.
In the spring when the snow melted, he got a call from the customer who had just found the invoice in his yard. Customer said "I think my dog got into it", and we didn't correct him.
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