Ode to a Madman

[Anneliese]

There once was a hobbyist Madman
you fucked all the women with boots on
Anneliese said "No Way!
If you do it's more pay"
took them off but could not get a hard-on :LMAO:

 

[God]

Why is Madman more popular than me :Crying2:

 

[peace]

Get with the program.
Ps. Bazerko, I am only kidding. EACE:

 

[Bubba]

Get with the program.
Ps. Bazerko, I am only kidding. EACE:

Don't hurt God's feelings he will make you do push ups as punishment Funky & Music

 

[peace]

You're BACK! :good:
Ps. Yes I do sleep.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Why is Madman more popular than me :Crying2:

Not all popularity is good popularity :biggrin2:

 

[-b]

Why is Madman more popular than me :Crying2:

Well when you enslave people to the closet and tell them what to
write.....Well what do you have....A Madman.....
He actually has a Call Center...but it is with computers and they
post this stuff......:wink2:

Oh Heavenly Father I Adore You.....:blush2:

 

[Madman]

There once was a hobbyist Madman
who fucked all the women with his boots on
Anneliese said "PLEASE TAKE ME!
If you do NO NEED TO pay"
took them off and he had a wonderful hard-on :LMAO:

I had to correct the grammar in your poem Annaliese but left the meaning as it should be, I hope you don't mind.

NOW can I please have my boots back, PLEASE. SillyG is coming for tea this weekend and if she doesn't see me wearing them she'll be heartbroken.

 

[Madman]

Why is Madman more popular than me :Crying2:

You've always been jealous of me!!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Why is Madman more popular than me :Crying2:

Just smite him. The bigger the smite the better.....

 

[Madman]

Just smite him. The bigger the smite the better.....

I'm not an Alter Boy you CAN'T PUSH me around!!:aggressive2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I have a dolly. I can push you anywhere I want.

 

[Madman]

I have a dolly. I can push you anywhere I want.

How much does Dolly charge and does she offer pse services?

 

[Casa_Nova]

I'm not an Alter Boy you CAN'T PUSH me around!!:aggressive2:

That's not the only thing he does to the Alter Boy :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

That's not the only thing he does to the Alter Boy :biggrin2:

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Shhhhhh, it never happened now get on your knees and pray!

 

[peace]

Is that what you say to your male buddies in your closet?:blush2:

 

[Transient]

He is a quirky guy
Who enjoys sex with warm apple pie.
If it's steaming, he states,
it's best if he waits.
Else his willy he fears he shall fry.

 

[Madman]

He is a quirky guy
Who enjoys sex with warm apple pie.
If it's steaming, he states,
it's best if he waits.
Else his willy he fears he shall fry.

:Crying2: Tranny a poem for me, I'm touched:Crying2:

Peace let Tranny out of the closet and give him a cold cup of coffee and a warm cream filled piece of apple pie.

The small piece, I'm saving the big piece for Annaliese who is coming by later with my boots.

 

[Transient]

Gee, um, thanks....pass on the pie, actually pass on the coffee too. I'm good.

 

[Madman]

Gee, um, thanks....pass on the pie, actually pass on the coffee too. I'm good.

Yeah, good idea actually. You're looking a little bit pudgy these days and I'm not giving you the walk in closet!