Ode to a Madman

[BlueBalls]

Madman
gets
Blueballs.




There my poem.

 

[Jawbone]

Peace, where were you I found a couple of Asian ladies but no wing man??

 

[peace]

You took off! Moi so disappointed. :no:

 

[-b]

Madman, Madman, move your Irish Ass
Your Dick is as big as a shot glass
The ladies complain about your sulfuric gas
What they need is a gas mask
Not a magnifying glass
Now their teaching the escorts in class
How to deal with an Drunken Mad Irish Jackass

 

[BuzzSaw]

Madman, Madman, move your Irish Ass
Your Dick is as big as a shot glass
The ladies complain about your sulfuric gas
What they need is a gas mask
Not a magnifying glass
Now their teaching the escorts in class
How to deal with an Drunken Mad Irish Jackass

:rofl!: that was awesome Blissful!:LMAO:

 

[papasmerf]

Madman

Some say you're insane
I say you are not.

Bliss says you're ugly
and Peace thinks you're hot.

 

[BuzzSaw]

ha ha ha ha, only thing missing is the madhatter's replies!

 

[BuzzSaw]

Madman created a thread
then ran off to bed
woke up in a slump
to find everyone on the bump
now he always yells
and Peace responds ring my bell

wow, I suck at writing poems. I need to go back to building traps.

 

[-b]

Madman created a thread
then ran off to bed
woke up in a slump
to find everyone on the bump
now he always yells
and Peace responds ring my bell

wow, I suck at writing poems. I need to go back to building traps.

:LMAO: You did great......

 

[papasmerf]

Buzz you did well
in fact it was swell

The only question I have
Did you get MM salve???

 

[BuzzSaw]

Did you get MM salve???

Why is he suffering from hemroids?

 

[papasmerf]

Why is he suffering from hemroids?

Nope

we burned them off with a glowing fire poker.

Seems the burns need salve

 

[BuzzSaw]

Nope

we burned them off with a glowing fire poker.

Seems the burns need salve

OUCH, bet it left him with an anal fissure

 

[papasmerf]

OUCH, bet it left him with an anal fissure

and???
Spassky had his Bobby
Madman has his anal Fisher

 

[BuzzSaw]

Madman and his anal fisher
Robin and his small boom a rang
Annaliese and her witches brew
Papasmerf and his bacon cotton candy
Blissful and her group of lesbians

guess that's not really a poem, told ya I suck at it!

 

[papasmerf]

Madman and his anal fisher
Robin and his small boom a rang
Annaliese and her witches brew
Papasmerf and his bacon cotton candy
Blissful and her group of lesbians

guess that's not really a poem, told ya I suck at it!

was quite good

not all poems rhyme

YOu held to the subject matter well

 

[-b]

Madman was doing this sweet Mademoiselle
Pumping has if Cardinal would send him to Hell
This is what happens when you end up in a jail cell
Drunk, he could not even tell
That he was humping a very angry Police Personnel

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Madman, Madman, move your Irish Ass
Your Dick is as big as a shot glass
The ladies complain about your sulfuric gas
What they need is a gas mask
Not a magnifying glass
Now their teaching the escorts in class
How to deal with an Drunken Mad Irish Jackass

I feel inspired!

*Clears throat*

Madman oh Madman at time you can be such a putz,
Whenever you post in a thread you make us all wonder,
Is he actually like that or just incorrigibly nuts?

You post about bodily functions that's quite disturbing,
Which begs the question,
Do you actually mean it or is this just flirting?

And don't get me started on your complete lack of wits.
I could write you book
But I'd rather write about a women's tits.

As Blissful noted you're pecker is best viewed with a magnifying glass.
Although that sounds quite fun,
I'd much rather assault you with a 10 pound bass.

And to the rest of you that are reading this with fits
You could spend far better time
Starring at Bridgette and Amy's tits.

Blissful, I'd really love to send Madman to hell.
The point of the matter is,
Satan says he reeks far worse than any smell.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I feel inspired!

*Clears throat*

Madman oh Madman at time you can be such a putz,
Whenever you post in a thread you make us all wonder,
Is he actually like that or just incorrigibly nuts?

You post about bodily functions that's quite disturbing,
Which begs the question,
Do you actually mean it or is this just flirting?



And don't get me started on your complete lack of wits.
I could write you book
But I'd rather write about a women's tits.

As Blissful noted you're pecker is best viewed with a magnifying glass.
Although that sounds quite fun,
I'd much rather assault you with a 10 pound bass.

And to the rest of you that are reading this with fits
You could spend far better time
Starring at Bridgette and Amy's tits.

Blissful, I'd really love to send Madman to hell.
The point of the matter is,
Satan says he reeks far worse than any smell.

:rofl!: MM is definitely NUTS!

Anyone want to go for a cruise in my new ride?

 

[peace]

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