I feel inspired!
*Clears throat* please use Listerine
Madman oh Madman at time you can be such a beast,
Whenever you post in a thread you make us all ponder,
Is he actually as gorgeous as the ladies claim?
You post about bodily functions that's quite erotic,
Which begs the question,
Do you actually mean it or is this just flirting?
And don't get me started on your rugged looks.
I could write you book
But I'd rather write about a Madman's bitch tits.
As Blissful noted you're pecker is best viewed from a distance for safety reasons.
Although that sounds quite fun,
I'd much rather assault you with my 2 inch gun.
And to the rest of you that are reading this with fits
You could spend far better time
Starring at Bridgette and Amy's tits.
Blissful, I'd really love to send Madman a gift.
The point of the matter is,
Satan says I'm short and I can but only if I use lifts.
