OMG, Amy, you have missed sooooooo much here on HUBGFE. Allow me to attempt to sum things up for you.
1. Madman has been trying to kick posters out of his thread. Imagine! GOD DAMN TRESPASSER AND FLASH CLOSET DWELLERS!
2. SillyGirl's avatar has a horny humping cat...don't leave your coat or any fabrics you value within claw reach. Eats and eats and eats!
3. Cardinal Fang braids his body hair. Still thinks everything is strange and keeps trying to cock punch innocent members.
4. China is debating whether happy ending massages are bad for society. All started when Peace started offering rub and tugs!
5. Papasmerf is over feeding everyone. DAMN UNGRATEFUL SMERF IS ON A WILDCAT STRIKE!
6. Lily Divine is considering which swimwear fashion leaves the sexiest tan lines. NO PICS YET!
7. Peace has declared he is into asian women. (But not as often as he wishes) and Asian men!
and most shocking of all....
Gomes prefers greek. I still have his scooter and he's never getting it back