Penis size does matter Cardinal Fang.

[oldguyzer]

Seriously though...the more and more I think about it the more and more the idea of a penis fracture with a women in the "cow girl" position makes we want to pass out.

To put this in perspective, I have never seen (nor heard second hand) of a penis fracture. And I've tried to sustain that sort of fraction so many times!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

And I've tried to sustain that sort of fraction so many times!

Ok so we've moved on to math now? WTF!

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH when I joined this forum.

 

[oldguyzer]

Ok so we've moved on to math now? WTF!

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH when I joined this forum.

Sorry...tpyo.

 

[User-E]

I have broken a few beds and chairs.


:wink2:

 

[LacyOfWindsor]

broke a bed at the Hilton once .. it was so funny!!!
Needless to say after that I just went to his place lol

 

[Transient]

A sweat.

 

[bolt.upright]

I broke a lamp once.

 

[papasmerf]

I broke a lamp once.

wouldn't fit??

 

[Wild Bill]

wouldn't fit??

:LMAO:


(Sorry, but THAT was just TOO funny!)

 

[Raiden]

Damn, the only thing I can remember was a woman breaking into laughter but I'm not sure that's a good thing.:blush2:

 

[Blank_Dave]

I broke wind once or twice....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I broke wind once or twice....

Are you sure it wasn't the woman queefing?

 

[peace]

Damn, the only thing I can remember was a woman breaking into laughter but I'm not sure that's a good thing.:blush2:

We can discuss this for your next appointment.

 

[User-E]

I broke a nail! :Crying2:


I heard MM broke back mountain. :wink2:

 

[Madman]

I broke a nail! :Crying2:


I heard MM broke back mountain. :wink2:

Lies and rumors but I did almost start a fire with a pair of panties and a candle.:blush2:

 

[Prick]

Can you break it during Mexican?.

Dr. Gomes ;/Waving://

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Can you break it during Mexican?.

Dr. Gomes ;/Waving://

I would think so if your VECTOR thrusting is off.

*Sticks tongue out at Sarah*

:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Welcome back Thumper!

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I one time that I broke my pecker because when I pulled out the dome was red! Luckily it was only that time of the month.

 

[50cents]

Does your penis or vagina have a name?.

Does your penis or vagina have a name?.

Mine is called: Quarter.