Penis size does matter Cardinal Fang.

[Boing]

So safe to say if she cheats, there goes her clitoris?.

No man, her nipples go first.

 

[Beef Jerky]

The dog ate his penis LOL.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

''Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.''

Note to self......Log out!

 

[Leo]

Will never marry.

 

[Rolex]

Did she go to jail???.

 

[Madman]

Oh wow, talk about a fate worse than death!

 

[User-E]

Oh wow, talk about a fate worse than death!

+1

Just because a man is done fathering children does not mean he is done with having sex.

 

[User-E]

One more reason to donate your organs guys. :good:

 

[HOOKED]

Wow, that's why it's always a good idea to sleep with steel plated undies.

 

[Candyman]

This made her day.

This made her day.

 

[peace]

The technique???

 

[HOOKED]

Yup, I always get that reaction from the ladies.

 

[Prick]

He is hung like me but in a different color.

 

[User-E]

I once met a client with a 12" penis. He said it was really frustrating because he could never go 'balls deep', and had to be careful not to hurt his partners with every stroke. He was only in his early 20's and already had difficulty getting fully hard. It takes a lot of blood to fill up a penis that big.

 

[DannyDeVito]

already had difficulty getting fully hard. It takes a lot of blood to fill up a penis that big.

Saved by the bell.

 

[Louis XIV]

I once met a client with a 12" penis...He was only in his early 20's and already had difficulty getting fully hard. It takes a lot of blood to fill up a penis that big.

Saved by the bell.

I remember reading somewhere that 'Screech' had a donkey dick...thanks for reminding us Danny!

 

[Boing]

That's how they act when the see my BOING.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I remember reading somewhere that 'Screech' had a donkey dick...thanks for reminding us Danny!

Don't believe everything you read Louis

https://xhamster.com/movies/375243/dustin_diamond_amp_the_bride.html

 

[Louis XIV]

You know what, when you look at that wife's determination to ensure that dick came off and stayed off, well, it's just another example of the kind of dedication and work ethic that is helping China kick the rest of the world's ass in manufacturing.

 

[Raiden]

You know what, when you look at that wife's determination to ensure that dick came off and stayed off, well, it's just another example of the kind of dedication and work ethic that is helping China kick the rest of the world's ass in manufacturing.

LMAO but it's so true!