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Did you wash your hands?.
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Anyone remember the song Detachable Penis from the 1992 Happy Hour album by the King Missile band?
Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyrics:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
P.S. Notice that in the video there are no actual shots of his penis.
Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyrics:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
P.S. Notice that in the video there are no actual shots of his penis.
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Well I for one would really like to know what a detachable penis looks like even if the women in the OPs video most likely would not. I am a true penis LUVer as well as pussy LUVer. Call me Greedy!
You do have to feel sorry for this man.
[h=1]The $100,000 manhood: Man mortgages his house to pay for more surgery in desperate bid to increase size of his 'micropenis'[/h]
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2693994/Man-mortgages-house-lengthen-micropenis.html
[h=1]The $100,000 manhood: Man mortgages his house to pay for more surgery in desperate bid to increase size of his 'micropenis'[/h]
- Man mortgaged his home to pay for surgery to increase his penis size
- He has an infant-sized seven-centimetre penis when erect
- The condition is known as a micropenis and affects one per cent of men
- He is now planning further surgeries worth about $68,000 in total
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2693994/Man-mortgages-house-lengthen-micropenis.html
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That's quite a tall tale.
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Alabama man sues, claiming penis amputated instead of circumcised :don'twantto-see:/
An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.
Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis, according to his attorney, John Graves.
"My client is devastated," Graves said.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/alabama-m...-amputated-instead-circumcised-160021036.html
An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.
Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis, according to his attorney, John Graves.
"My client is devastated," Graves said.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/alabama-m...-amputated-instead-circumcised-160021036.html
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Maybe we can redeem this thread by reminiscing about all the travel games we've played to pass the time ...
The Alphabet Game - First person had to point out an object that starts with the letter 'A', next person finds one that starts with 'B' ... can't remember if we ever made it through the entire alphabet. Hmmmmmm
I Spy with my Little Eye ... something that is big and hairy. Now you guess what it is. :biggrin2:
The Alphabet Game - First person had to point out an object that starts with the letter 'A', next person finds one that starts with 'B' ... can't remember if we ever made it through the entire alphabet. Hmmmmmm
I Spy with my Little Eye ... something that is big and hairy. Now you guess what it is. :biggrin2:
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