Penis size does matter Cardinal Fang.

[TommyJohn]

Pictures :unknw:

 

[God]

Not as often as I would like :don'twantto-see:/

 

[Robintheboywonder]

He probably did it as a gag and just found out he just ruined his life.

 

[Senor Gomes]

I have to stop hanging around the lobby.

 

[User-E]

I have to stop hanging around the lobby.

Are we a bad influence on you? The kind of people your mom told you to avoid if you want to stay out of trouble? :-Cool/"

 

[Mariner]

I balance my desire to do this against my fear of said member's amputation.

 

[Wanker]

I rather she shake her pussy on my face.

 

[Transient]

I can honestly say I have never slapped a sleeping woman with my penis and I have no desire to do so in the future.

 

[User-E]

I can honestly say I have never slapped a sleeping woman with my penis and I have no desire to do so in the future.

I've been slapped in the face by a penis many times during BJ's. Guys seem to do enjoy doing that for some reason. I was awake though, so different scenario.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I can honestly say I have never slapped a sleeping woman with my penis and I have no desire to do so in the future.

I could be wrong but in getting an escort to do this would it therefore fall under PSE services?

Carry on.....

I've been slapped in the face by a penis many times during BJ's. Guys seem to do enjoy doing that for some reason. I was awake though, so different scenario.

OH COME ON!

You guys are going to let this go by without a comment? :biggrin2:

 

[Boing]

Only do it when she is awake.

 

[User-E]

OH COME ON!

You guys are going to let this go by without a comment? :biggrin2:

We're playing to a fairly vanilla crowd today Cardinal. :biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

I have no problem with a lady slapping her self with it...I just don't want to be responsible for knocking the poor woman out.

 

[oldguyzer]

We're playing to a fairly vanilla crowd today Cardinal. :biggrin2:

What's wrong with vanilla?????

And I'm with the Cardinal...never have, never will, don't get into that domination or control stuff (which is what that really is).

 

[Cardinal Fang]

We're playing to a fairly vanilla crowd today Cardinal.

I know and that's what scares me. If I wanted vanilla I'd call Baz's wife up.

I have no problem with a lady slapping her self with it..

That's hot in a porn like demeanor.

I just don't want to be responsible for knocking the poor woman out.

Been there done that. In my case she knocked herself cold when she hit her forehead on the magnifying glass she was using to have a look at my tally-wacker. But I digress......

 

[Transient]

To be totally honest, in my case it wouldn't be a slap, more like a light tapping. :blush2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

To be totally honest, in my case it wouldn't be a slap, more like a light tapping. :blush2:

Are you sure it wouldn't be a small prick?

 

[peace]

Lol

 

[SillyGirl]

I've been slapped in the face by a penis many times during BJ's. Guys seem to do enjoy doing that for some reason. I was awake though, so different scenario.

A very different scenario, indeed. I have no problem being slapped by a penis when I'm awake, but if he did it while I was sleeping there would be hell to pay.

 

[oldguyzer]

A very different scenario, indeed. I have no problem being slapped by a penis when I'm awake, but if he did it while I was sleeping there would be hell to pay.

Unless he woke you up or left penis-shaped marks on your face, how would you know?