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Sarah said:
Never played that game.
Does it include a blow job from a sexy secretary :-Cool/"
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Never played that game.
Does it include a blow job from a sexy secretary :-Cool/"
Hung like a horse.
Hung like a horse.
Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse
A man from Melbourne, Florida has received the worlds first-ever successful horse-to-man penis transplant in Iztapalapa, Mexico using the allograft procedure, which is a procedure in which the key components of organs are grown artificially. The news broke this morning as it was published in the Mexican newspaper ‘El Grafico.’
The recipient of the transplant, which took place July 16th, Nicholas Waterbury, wished to remain anonymous at first, but was convinced by Mexican physicians that he would go down in history as the world’s first ever, animal-to-man penile transplant recipient, and that it could bring him great fame. Waterbury then gave El Grafico the approval to use his name in their exclusive front-page article.
The procedure, which took place at El Calavero Medical Center and was successfully completed in just over nine-hours, was completed by Dr. Abelino Santiago, who specializes in organ transplants. Santiago adamantly stated that this was an unprecedented, groundbreaking operation.
“The first human-to-human penis transplant was just in 2006, so this is very significant.” said Santiago.
The worlds first penis transplant that Santiago referenced, which was indeed successful, was completed in September of 2006 in Guangzhou, China by Dr. Jean-Michel Dubernard. The recipient, a 44-year-old male, had lost most of his penis in an accident. The transplanted penis came from a 22-year-old male. Although the transplant was successful, the patient had the procedure reversed due to psychological trauma. According to records, that was the only successful penis transplant ever completed until Waterbury received his new penis. His transplant from a Campolina, a breed of horse common in the Mexican wilderness, and used by ranchers throughout Central America.
Dr. Santiago explained to Waterbury that the odds of the procedure being successful and taking to Waterbury’s body was less than ten-percent. “We had our doubts, we believed that the chances that the transplant would take would be very small – but there was that small chance that we could accomplish a feat which had never been done before.” said Santiago. “We have made history, and Mr. Waterbury is recovering very nicely.” he said.
Waterbury told the press he first considered the transplant after reading about Dr. Santiago successfully completing several animal-to-animal penile transplants. Having been ridiculed all his life for having a below average sized penis, he got in touch with the doctor and asked if it was at all possible to receive a transplanted penis from a horse, and have a fully functional penis.
“He told me the chances were very slim that it would work, but I decided to try to be a part of history while possibly fulfilling complete personal satisfaction.” said Waterbury. “It has been two weeks, everything seems to work properly and when they tested it two days ago, I got my first erection. I am amazed, Dr. Santiago is a wonderful man.” added Waterbury.
Being that the issue for Waterbury was the size, reporters naturally asked about the transplanted penis’ size, “Mr. Waterbury wishes to not disclose that information, but we can tell you that he is a very satisfied man,” said Dr. Santiago.
Waterbury is sure to face a flood of news media upon his arrival back into the United States, which according to Santiago, will be about a month.
“We wish to keep Mr. Waterbury under constant observation for at least the next thirty days, in which we will perform multiple tests on the functionality of the penis. When we are satisfied and certain he will have no issues, we will recommend that he can go home, however for the time being it is absolutely necessary to monitor the healing process.” said Santiago.
Santiago added that some of the inner workings of the penis were modified using synthetic materials, allowing the procedure to be possible. “Without the allograft procedure, in which tissue is grown artificially, we would not have even tried. I contemplated even trying it at all, but after some research and meeting with my associates, we were convinced that it was indeed possible using the lab grown allograft. We are very pleased with the outcome, but we still have to keep an eye on Mr. Waterbury’s healing process, which has gone extremely well.” Santiago said.
https://www.facebook.com/EmpireNewsNet/posts/1471536616444616
https://empirenews.net/florida-man-successfully-receives-penis-transplant-from-horse/
Hung like a horse.
Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse
A man from Melbourne, Florida has received the worlds first-ever successful horse-to-man penis transplant in Iztapalapa, Mexico using the allograft procedure, which is a procedure in which the key components of organs are grown artificially. The news broke this morning as it was published in the Mexican newspaper ‘El Grafico.’
The recipient of the transplant, which took place July 16th, Nicholas Waterbury, wished to remain anonymous at first, but was convinced by Mexican physicians that he would go down in history as the world’s first ever, animal-to-man penile transplant recipient, and that it could bring him great fame. Waterbury then gave El Grafico the approval to use his name in their exclusive front-page article.
The procedure, which took place at El Calavero Medical Center and was successfully completed in just over nine-hours, was completed by Dr. Abelino Santiago, who specializes in organ transplants. Santiago adamantly stated that this was an unprecedented, groundbreaking operation.
“The first human-to-human penis transplant was just in 2006, so this is very significant.” said Santiago.
The worlds first penis transplant that Santiago referenced, which was indeed successful, was completed in September of 2006 in Guangzhou, China by Dr. Jean-Michel Dubernard. The recipient, a 44-year-old male, had lost most of his penis in an accident. The transplanted penis came from a 22-year-old male. Although the transplant was successful, the patient had the procedure reversed due to psychological trauma. According to records, that was the only successful penis transplant ever completed until Waterbury received his new penis. His transplant from a Campolina, a breed of horse common in the Mexican wilderness, and used by ranchers throughout Central America.
Dr. Santiago explained to Waterbury that the odds of the procedure being successful and taking to Waterbury’s body was less than ten-percent. “We had our doubts, we believed that the chances that the transplant would take would be very small – but there was that small chance that we could accomplish a feat which had never been done before.” said Santiago. “We have made history, and Mr. Waterbury is recovering very nicely.” he said.
Waterbury told the press he first considered the transplant after reading about Dr. Santiago successfully completing several animal-to-animal penile transplants. Having been ridiculed all his life for having a below average sized penis, he got in touch with the doctor and asked if it was at all possible to receive a transplanted penis from a horse, and have a fully functional penis.
“He told me the chances were very slim that it would work, but I decided to try to be a part of history while possibly fulfilling complete personal satisfaction.” said Waterbury. “It has been two weeks, everything seems to work properly and when they tested it two days ago, I got my first erection. I am amazed, Dr. Santiago is a wonderful man.” added Waterbury.
Being that the issue for Waterbury was the size, reporters naturally asked about the transplanted penis’ size, “Mr. Waterbury wishes to not disclose that information, but we can tell you that he is a very satisfied man,” said Dr. Santiago.
Waterbury is sure to face a flood of news media upon his arrival back into the United States, which according to Santiago, will be about a month.
“We wish to keep Mr. Waterbury under constant observation for at least the next thirty days, in which we will perform multiple tests on the functionality of the penis. When we are satisfied and certain he will have no issues, we will recommend that he can go home, however for the time being it is absolutely necessary to monitor the healing process.” said Santiago.
Santiago added that some of the inner workings of the penis were modified using synthetic materials, allowing the procedure to be possible. “Without the allograft procedure, in which tissue is grown artificially, we would not have even tried. I contemplated even trying it at all, but after some research and meeting with my associates, we were convinced that it was indeed possible using the lab grown allograft. We are very pleased with the outcome, but we still have to keep an eye on Mr. Waterbury’s healing process, which has gone extremely well.” Santiago said.
https://www.facebook.com/EmpireNewsNet/posts/1471536616444616
https://empirenews.net/florida-man-successfully-receives-penis-transplant-from-horse/
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Surprised The Onion missed this one.
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Creepy. Why on earth would they use a horse penis instead of a human penis? Surely there must be enough undamaged penises from organ donors?
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Ummmm . . . Miss Sarah . . . you surprise me.
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And in other breaking news . . .
World’s First Pregnant Man: ‘I Can’t Wait To Get This Damn Thing Out of Me’
https://empirenews.net/worlds-first-pregnant-man-cant-wait-to-get-this-damn-thing-out-of-me/
World’s First Pregnant Man: ‘I Can’t Wait To Get This Damn Thing Out of Me’
https://empirenews.net/worlds-first-pregnant-man-cant-wait-to-get-this-damn-thing-out-of-me/
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Of course, I'm thrilled to learn
[h=1]Republican Party Plans to Change Symbol From Elephant To Yacht[/h]about damn time!
https://empirenews.net/republican-party-plans-to-change-symbol-from-elephant-to-yacht/
[h=1]Republican Party Plans to Change Symbol From Elephant To Yacht[/h]about damn time!
https://empirenews.net/republican-party-plans-to-change-symbol-from-elephant-to-yacht/
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Also good to know that
Myrtle Beach To Start Accepting Sand Dollars As Currency
Myrtle Beach To Start Accepting Sand Dollars As Currency
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Okay so this kind of puts everything into perspective then. Obviously the website is having some fun
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Not as much fun as that guy hung like a horse. :biggrin2:
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:blush2:
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My penis transplant came from an elephant.
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You could use that as your favourite body part in the other thread then. :bs:
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Art Mann
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You probably thought you'd look awesome in the pants . . .
. . . when the doc told you he was going to graft a baby elephant's trunk right above your balls.
Bet you didn't realize how embarrassing it gets at the buffet table as your new penis reaches out, grabs bread rolls and potatoes and shoves them up your ass.
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Just don't stand in front of him in that buffet lineup, Miss Sarah.
How often you slap your penis on a sleeping woman's face?.
How often you slap your penis on a sleeping woman's face?.
A student has been jailed for slapping a sleeping woman in the face with his penis while his friend filmed the indecent act on his phone.
John Luke Dale, a 21-year-old criminology undergraduate who dreamt of being a solicitor, was sentenced to nine months imprisonment after admitting sexual assault.
The Nottingham Trent student was at a house party when he stripped to his boxers and shoved his flaccid penis in the young woman's face, before hitting her on the cheek with his manhood, the Daily Mail reported.
Dale was only caught when his friend showed the footage to workmates and the police were called.
The details of the incident came to light after his lawyers tried to overturn the sentence at the Court of Appeal, but the attempt was rejected by judges,
"One can see in stark form the distress caused to the victim of this offence and the continuing nature of it," Judge McCreath said.
In an impact statement, the woman said the incident had violated her.
"It makes me think that it could still be out there in someone's possession and that anyone could have it.
"Knowing that it could exist petrifies me."
How often you slap your penis on a sleeping woman's face?.
A student has been jailed for slapping a sleeping woman in the face with his penis while his friend filmed the indecent act on his phone.
John Luke Dale, a 21-year-old criminology undergraduate who dreamt of being a solicitor, was sentenced to nine months imprisonment after admitting sexual assault.
The Nottingham Trent student was at a house party when he stripped to his boxers and shoved his flaccid penis in the young woman's face, before hitting her on the cheek with his manhood, the Daily Mail reported.
Dale was only caught when his friend showed the footage to workmates and the police were called.
The details of the incident came to light after his lawyers tried to overturn the sentence at the Court of Appeal, but the attempt was rejected by judges,
"One can see in stark form the distress caused to the victim of this offence and the continuing nature of it," Judge McCreath said.
In an impact statement, the woman said the incident had violated her.
"It makes me think that it could still be out there in someone's possession and that anyone could have it.
"Knowing that it could exist petrifies me."
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She must have been pretty drunk and passed out if she didn't wake up when it happened.
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