Playing with the Bears

[Cardinal Fang]

funny you bring that up.....there was a csi episode about how there are groups of people who dress up in furry animal costumes and then go out and fuck.....when I first saw it I thought, that's weird but then, hmmmmm that'd be kind of fun to fuck a hottie dressed as a furry teddy bear lol......

I remember that episode and thought it was way over the top and they were making up and entire genera of fetish. But you can google it and it does exist. It's at moments like this that I finally accept that I have some pretty vanilla fantasies.

 

[Prick]

Now, ahem, this is where I come from ok? (probably shouldn't tell you guys this but....)

When I was 16 we used to have a trailer in a campground up around pe****orough....we got to know all the farm girls (yes) and there was one who was big in the community and they had obtained a lioness and a cheetah for a parade/event. They had them in cages in their driving shed. We found out about it and when up to check them out.

We were told to stay away from the cheetah cuz it was ornery but the lioness was pretty tame. Now they were in chain link pens and we were told it was ok to pet it through the cage. So we did. Gave it scratches etc and there was a rag it liked to play tug of war with.

We were there for about an hour and then left.

We told my mother about it later that day and she wanted to go see them. So we called, were told it was ok, and up we went.

Now my whole family are animal lovers (shut up you pervs) so of course my mother was excited. We got up there, showed her how to touch it safe, and it was rubbing against the fence in all it's glory getting so much attention. My mother says "it's just like a kitten" OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW well the fucking idiot was PETTING IT ON THE SNOT and it flipped it's head and bit down on her hand..........when she started pulling, it thought "hey I know this game" and pulled back...well it bit off the end of her finger.......took months and months of surgery etc to get it so she could type again (she was a secretary).

I told you this because a) some women are just stupid and b) some people don't realize that what we see others do with these animals doesn't mean they are tame and safe.....

We all said to her "what the fuck do you think you were doing"? I mean, we were crazy kids but we knew it probably wasn't a good idea to go anywhere NEAR the dangerous end of the lion....I mean REALLY? how dumb do you have to be? (obviously she was).

Now I relate this because I could see this wingnut (the one in the op's story) seeing those coke commercials, probably seen handlers with polar bears etc, and thought they are so cute and cuddly........

We always talk about the dumbing down of society and this story is a perfect example of this........

............No comment for now..............

 

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So the women play with bears......

And the men play with Tigers.....

[h=1]Updates: Man Jumped Into The Tiger Den At Bronx Zoo[/h]

chrisgoldNY's flickr
A man jumped into the tiger den at the Bronx Zoo this afternoon. According to FDNY, the incident happened before 4 p.m.; initial reports stated that an emotionally disturbed person jumped into the tiger exhibit (though a conflicting report says it was a lion den). "Someone jumped the gate at the bronx zoo n got maulled by a tiger now in jacobi ER.#lmfao," tweeted one witness.

:-Cool/"

 

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There must be something in the water.......:search2:

And there are somethings I do not need to learn about...

:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Transient]

Tigers are cute.

 

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Tigers are cute.

So how much have you drunk today......:rofl!:

 

[HOF]

funny you bring that up.....there was a csi episode about how there are groups of people who dress up in furry animal costumes and then go out and fuck.....when I first saw it I thought, that's weird but then, hmmmmm that'd be kind of fun to fuck a hottie dressed as a furry teddy bear lol......

Just remember that character in the other suit could be a fatty, fugly or a man! I saw the same episode.:LMAO:

 

[HOF]

Now, ahem, this is where I come from ok? (probably shouldn't tell you guys this but....)

When I was 16 we used to have a trailer in a campground up around pe****orough....we got to know all the farm girls (yes) and there was one who was big in the community and they had obtained a lioness and a cheetah for a parade/event. They had them in cages in their driving shed. We found out about it and when up to check them out.

We were told to stay away from the cheetah cuz it was ornery but the lioness was pretty tame. Now they were in chain link pens and we were told it was ok to pet it through the cage. So we did. Gave it scratches etc and there was a rag it liked to play tug of war with.

We were there for about an hour and then left.

We told my mother about it later that day and she wanted to go see them. So we called, were told it was ok, and up we went.

Now my whole family are animal lovers (shut up you pervs) so of course my mother was excited. We got up there, showed her how to touch it safe, and it was rubbing against the fence in all it's glory getting so much attention. My mother says "it's just like a kitten" OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW well the fucking idiot was PETTING IT ON THE SNOT and it flipped it's head and bit down on her hand..........when she started pulling, it thought "hey I know this game" and pulled back...well it bit off the end of her finger.......took months and months of surgery etc to get it so she could type again (she was a secretary).

I told you this because a) some women are just stupid and b) some people don't realize that what we see others do with these animals doesn't mean they are tame and safe.....

We all said to her "what the fuck do you think you were doing"? I mean, we were crazy kids but we knew it probably wasn't a good idea to go anywhere NEAR the dangerous end of the lion....I mean REALLY? how dumb do you have to be? (obviously she was).

Now I relate this because I could see this wingnut (the one in the op's story) seeing those coke commercials, probably seen handlers with polar bears etc, and thought they are so cute and cuddly........

We always talk about the dumbing down of society and this story is a perfect example of this........

Now, I wouldn't speak ill of your mother, but what was she thinking?

I guess you get your sense of adventure from her?

 

[HOF]

Tboy, we agree again on the idiot that jumped into the bears den. The only reason the bears didn't eat her completely was there was too much fat and grisle. I think the zoo staff should have turned a blind eye to the situation!

Remember what Forest Gump's mother said, "Stupid is as stupid does!"

 

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What would you tell your Insurance?

Do you want your hand back? Come and get it.......Pussy.....

Please don't go......

My mom said Not to go with Strangers....

I thought you said you were dinner.....My bad....

 

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Supper....I bring it in now.....

Tag you are it.......

Come on in......

Who has the TV controller....

 

[HOF]

How about this moron!



Apparently, it has been reported that he required amputation of a foot and is now in critical condition!

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[Jesus Quintana]

There was a mention in a show called "1000 ways to die" about a drunk guy who showed up at an outdoor Furries party and he hooked up with someone dressed up as a bear. Turned out that it was really a bear.

 

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There was a mention in a show called "1000 ways to die" about a drunk guy who showed up at an outdoor Furries party and he hooked up with someone dressed up as a bear. Turned out that it was really a bear.

Yes I remembered that.....:LMAO:

There is another story of a guy being attacked by a bear but also sexually assaulted too by the bear....

 

[Transient]

Guido, did the bear at least send roses the next day?

 

[Bill The Pirate]

reminds me of the old dog joke. one dog says to the other at the vet, what are you here for, he replies.. well my owner was cleaning the house and went down on all fours to clean under the table do I mounted her.

Omg replied the other dog, are they going to put you down? oh no, just a pedicure and they are trying to do something about my awful breath

 

[Baz]

When one puts their own well being at risk in a no win situation without a safety net of any formal training one is obviously suffering some form of a mental issue.

 

[HOF]

When one puts their own well being at risk in a no win situation without a safety net of any formal training one is obviously suffering some form of a mental issue.

Hey Pot! I'd like you to meet Kettle!:LMAO::rofl!::LMAO::rofl!: