Not to dissuade Madman or anything but there are benefits to smoking, and back in the 60's doctors used to prescribe them.
1) We get more breaks than non-smokers (hehehehe)
2) It IS an appetitie supressant
3) It IS a stress reliever
4) There is nothing better than opening a fresh pack and lighting that first one, where the aroma of the fresh tobacco wafts up....
5) You do get a bit of a rush from the nicotine (even after smoking all these years I still get that after not having one for a couple of hours)
6) You could say the same about any "vice".
Compare smoking to, say eating a nice marbled steak. Why risk heart disease when there are suitable substitutes that won't cause you any health risks?
Don't kid yourself, a sports car? really? SMokes are expensive but not THAT expensive. To own a reasonable sports car I'd have to save for 10 yrs (at $4500 per year to smoke). Then they'd go up over that 10 yrs so it is really more like 15. In 5 yrs you might be able to save enough to buy a 4th hand volvo....MAYBE
All those excuses/reasons could be said about drinking too. Why drink when the next morning you'll feel like crap? (especially if you OVER imbibe). Now sure, a glass of a good red wine a day is actually GOOD for you, but a bottle a day? nope. Just like having (I think it is) less than 5 cigarettes a day isn't bad for you. Living in Toronto and breathing the air is worse for you. In fact, jogging during rush hour is worse for you because you take in the same toxins in an hour as if you smoked a pack in an hour.....
Now compare smoking to fast food. A pack of smokes costs the same as a burger meal deal and you only get to enjoy that for an hour (maybe more if you slug back the coke and you burp all afternoon! lol). Now look at the movie "supersize me", look at the damage to his health in just a...what was it? 3 month period? I think the doc said something like he'd seriously damaged himself in that short of time.
Sorry, but the best PR campaign ever produced is the one against smoking. We complain about bait and switch here all the time and that's what it is, get everyone so against smoking they forget the real dangers.......