Real woman

[TommyJohn]

70 and sexy.

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[nntsci]

The old jokes about the perfect man, and the perfect woman, from the days before 'Social Engineering':

The Perfect Woman:

A deaf and dumb nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.

or

Waist high, no teeth, flat head you can rest your drink on.

The Perfect Man:

Three feet tall, ten inch tongue, breathes through his ears.

Don't blame me for those, I didn't write them! There were some other punchlines for each, told less frequently. I can't remember them anymore.

This is one of my own:

"A woman who thinks logically is worth her weight in gold, unless she's really fat, in which case, the gold would be worth more".

It makes perfect sense. Gold is worth, like $5K a pound. Who's going to pay that much, except a guy going through a divorce. Not too many unattached guys can afford to live 'that large', and if they could, they wouldn't.

I'm reminded of the joke about Santa, the perfect man and the perfect woman.
Are driving one night on snow covered roads, and they crash and only one person survives.
Who is it that survives?
Well we all know the perfect man and Santa Claus are myths... so it had to be the perfect woman.
...
and since she was alone in the car, she had to have been the one driving.
which explains her crashing on a snow covered road... lol

 

[Flash Bazbo]

@ nntsci: A certain type of woman is a bad driver: One who needs to look at someone who is having a conversation with them!

My definition of 'the perfect woman': One who can command my undivided attention in a crowded room full of other attractive women, as if we're in the 'Cone of Silence', from "Get Smart".

 

[nntsci]

@ nntsci: A certain type of woman is a bad driver: One who needs to look at someone who is having a conversation with them!

My definition of 'the perfect woman': One who can command my undivided attention in a crowded room full of other attractive women, as if we're in the 'Cone of Silence', from "Get Smart".

Its a joke, in general women are more cautious drivers and much less likely to get into serious traffic accidents.

I've never met a perfect woman... and I am not a perfect man, far from it... so I don't expect to.

 

[Candyman]

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If it's deleted then close my account.

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[The Voice]

:no:

 

[DILLIGAF]

Sorry I watched that link!

DILLIGAF

 

[nntsci]

A real woman.GWYNETH Montenegro says she has slept with more than 10,000 men.She first stepped into a brothel at age 21, lured by the prospect of earning up to $1000 for an hour’s work. While she doesn’t regret her 12 years as a sex worker, Montenegro, 39, says she is glad to be out.
.......
But I didn’t see a lot of the men that had these sick fantasies. Most of it was just normal sex.”Was it always just about sex or did the men want emotional comfort too?“It’s more than just sex. There’s always a psychological motivation for sex, it’s not just a physical urge. A lot of the clients I would see would be an hour plus and I mean sure, they wanted the sex, but a big part of my job was just talking.

.... [snip]

”Why do you think men seek out sex workers?“Because that man feels emasculated in his relationship, he wants to feel masculine again.They’re seeking validity for their virility.
............

Very interesting read... thanks for posting it.
Definitely understand the psychological and emotional aspects... talking etc..

I personally am not seeking validity for my virility... just trying to get the passion that is missing in an otherwise functional "happy" marriage.

but I flew to close to the sun... lol

 

[Prick]

Think before they act.

 

[Risk]

Never heard of sex toys.

 

[Wagggg]

Taste better than virtual dolls.

 

[God]

Wear tattoos.

 

[Bubba]

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Your sister is also a moaner, Candyman.