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These are my reviews for April.

If anyone has a problem with them please PM me to take it down or ask the moderator to do so.

Most girls describe me as the easiest customer they, maybe, ever had, so I usually get the higher end of GFE, but I don’t push or argue so maybe get the low end of PSE.

If that helps.
 
Brooke (Entourage)

Looks = 8
Body = 8
Service = 9
Personality = 10
Overall = (8.9) Highly Recommend

This girl is a pure delight. She looks cute and was extremely friendly and at ease with what she was doing.

During the fun time it got both hot and heavy, as well as bits of laughing and playfulness. She gave a great BBBJ and I used my tool to tease her a bit. I lightly used it to thrust into her mouth while she was lying down, as well as leaning against the headboard while standing on the bed as she went for it.

She is also a good DFK(isser). It took me a while, (I’m partly dysfunctional) and after some quick positions I stood at the edge of the bed and went for it. I love looking at me going in and out. She played with herself, in the meantime, and kept moaning and cumming. Maybe she had more fun then me???

Afterwards we talked. Despite having only 5 minutes we talked right till the end, and I maybe left 5 minutes after the scheduled time. She is extremely smart for her age, and is more personable and understanding then most.

I can’t stress enough, the girl is a sweetheart and a delight to be with. My new policy is not to repeat with anyone, otherwise I’d have this girl booked for a month. If your nice to her, and you should be, you won’t be disappointed.

(April 2011)
 
London (Entourage)

Looks = 8
Body = 10
Service = 10
Personality = 9
Overall = (8.8) Highly Recommended

Meeting this girl is one of the best experience I’ve had this year, (and I’ve already boffed 13 others and counting). She is completely different, or at least that’s how my session turned out.

Most escorts are in two categories, either a hard bonk type or a mechanical, segmented going through the motions type. London, at least for me, was the closest to the “making love” type, the one so rare it’s almost a myth.

She has a way of doing things slowly. It almost seemed like time itself was slowing down. She sucked me so lightly it almost felt like a really sensual tease (which I loved). When going for the ride, (cowgirl), she kinda rested on top of me, it felt amazing just to feel her body rub against me. When going on top, (mish), I did the same for her. The thrusting was so slowed down, the stuff almost dribbled out of me. I was orgasming for over five minutes, thank goodness for sexual dysfunction.

After I basically collapsed in a satisfied heap, first on top of her, then I rolled off. I’m actually 110 pounds, or less, so being on her wasn’t an issue. My heart was racing despite not moving very vigorously, I felt spent, even through we just kinda rubbed bodies together, more then anything else.

Did I mention she feels perfectly comfortable with sex, is a complete sweetheart, the kind you could just cuddle all night, and she has the most amazing boobies.

Very intense chemistry.

Very unique experience.

OMFG!!!

(April 2011)
 
As a comparison, this is the current list of girls I’ve seen. I deleted the ones before 2010.

Some girls may have improved and gotten comfortable, so don’t take my ratings as gospel, others may have gotten burned out, so YMMV.

More weight is on looks (40%) and personality (30%), service (20%), body (10%): so my overall recommendation is slanted, if that helps, so if you have a different idea of good times then take it or leave it.

You do the math.

Looks
10 = Model / DDG
9 = Head Turner
8.5 = Good Looking
8 = Hot GND
7 = Average

Body
10 = Large, Firm Knockers
9 = Hot Body
8 = Nice Body
7 = Average

Service
10 = Nympho
9 = BBBJ
8.5 = Tepid BBBJ
8 = CBJ - Into Sex
7 = CBJ - Not Into It

Personality
10 = Like a girlfriend
9 = Friendship
8 = Salesperson
7 = All Business

XXXXX

Looks = LKS, Body = BDY, Service = SER, Personality = PER

ESCORT LIST

SMOKING HOT

June (SEL) = Lks-10, Bdy-10, Ser-10, Per-9 (9.7) CIM
Holly (GOE) = Lks-10, Bdy-9, Ser-10, Per-8 (9.3) CIM
Chloe (INDY) = Lks-9, Bdy-7, Ser-10, Per-10 (9.3) BBBJ
Jessie (MIR) = Lks-9, Bdy-9, Ser-10, Per-9 (9.2) CIM
Sam (RM) = Lks-8, Bdy-9, Ser-10, Per-10 (9.1) BBBJ
Gia (INDY) = Lks-10, Bdy-9, Ser-9, Per-8 (9.1) BBBJ

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Mady (SAS) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-10, Per-10 (9.0) CIM/SW
Layla (MIR) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-10, Per-10 (9.0) CIM/SW
London (ENT) = Lks-8, Bdy-10, Ser-10, Per-9 (8.9) BBBJ
Brooke (ENT) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-9, Per-10 (8.8) BBBJ
Robyn (GOE) = Lks-7, Bdy-9, Ser-10, Per-10 (8.7) CIM
Mina (SEL) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-10, Per-9 (8.7) CIM
Mia (EXQ) = Lks-8, Bdy-10, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.7) BBBJ
Sofia (MIR) = Lks-8, Bdy-10, Ser-10, Per-8 (8.6) CIM
Jaden (INDY) = Lks-9, Bdy-10, Ser-8, Per-8 (8.6) CBJ
Symonne (RM) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.5) CIM
Brandy (GOE) = Lks-7, Bdy-9, Ser-9, Per-10 (8.5) BBBJ

RECOMMENDED

Aspen (MIR) = Lks-9, Bdy-10, Ser-7, Per-8 (8.4) CBJ
Erin (SEL) = Lks-9, Bdy-9, Ser-9, Per-7 (8.4) BBBJ
Kate (SEL) = Lks-8, Bdy-7, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.4) BBBJ
Bianca (INDY) = Lks-8, Bdy-7, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.4) BBBJ
Tinsley (GOE) = Lks-8, Bdy-7, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.4) BBBJ
Olivia (SEL) = Lks-7, Bdy-6, Ser-10, Per-10 (8.4) CIM
Nadja (SEL) = Lks-8, Bdy-10, Ser-9, Per-7 (8.1) BBBJ
Raquele (MIR) = Lks-7, Bdy-9, Ser-10, Per-8 (8.1) CIM/SW
Jessyka (MIR) = Lks-7, Bdy-8, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.1) BBBJ
Monika (SEL) = Lks-7,Bdy-8, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.1) CIM

YMMV

Cora (RM) = Lks-7, Bdy-7, Ser-9, Per-9 (8.0) BBBJ
Blair (CUP) = Lks-9, Bdy-10, Ser-8, Per-6 (8.0) CBJ
Daphne (MIR) = Lks-8, Bdy-10, Ser-8, Per-7 (7.9) CBJ
Ava (GOE) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-7, Per-8 (7.8) CBJ
Coco (GOE) = Lks-9, Bdy-8, Ser-7, Per-6 (7.6) CBJ
Logan (GOE) = Lks-8, Bdy-8, Ser-6, Per-7 (7.3) CBJ
 
Monika (Select)

Looks = 7
Body = 8
Service = 8
Personality = 9
Overall = (8.0) Recommended

It was a late night in my hotel when I called Select, and only Monika was available. I found her to be quite a nice looking MILF.

After some talk and touching she gave me a BBBJ, and I popped in her mouth. After she went to the washroom to spit, she came back to bed to relax a bit.

We talked mostly about the hardships of life in Russia. She is quite a personable woman, and is extremely friendly and upbeat despite her problems.

After I managed to get it up and the condom came on. We did it in mish, but nothing came out. She seemed disappointed, as she was eager to please. I told her I had a dry orgasm, which I kinda did. It felt good and kinda sent those waves of pleasure through me, even though nothing came out of the stick.

I wished her well and then she left.

(May 2010)
 
Blair (Cupids)

Looks = 9
Body = 10
Service = 8
Personality = 6
Overall = (7.8) YMMV

When this girl turned up I thought she has the cutest button nose, and a sexy black top hat made her look original. However when she took the money she disappeared into the hotel bathroom for about 15 minutes.

This wasn’t for a shower or anything. I didn’t know, and maybe didn’t want to know, what was going on in there. I thought I was going to have a bummer session, but being polite I just sat there and waited, without knocking.

When she came out, she had a business like demeanor, but wasn’t rude or anything like that. Her breasts were very nice, I thought she looked gorgeous. She was lying down so I played with her a bit. As I kissed her chest, she crossed her legs funny. I’m a bit naive, maybe, but later realized she was blocking me because our genitals had aligned and I was unprotected. I apologized to her for not realizing.

After I pumped her in mish. It took a long time, and she told me directly to stop apologizing. After awhile I gave up. No other positions or anything. When leaving she went into the washroom for another long spell. I told her I guess I’m used to being alone, (as an explanation for my dysfunction). She made a sad whimper at that comment, then left.

(May 2010)
 
Bianca Sanchez (Exquisite - now Independent)

Looks = 8
Body = 8
Service = 8
Personality = 9
Overall = (8.4) Recommended

This is going to sound silly, but while waiting in the hotel room for her, I was listening at the door, to hear her in the hall. I always hate the anticipation while in hotel rooms. In the hallway I could hear some guy talking, then it stopped, and she came in.

She took off into the washroom, so I sat on the bed and waited. She came out in completely non-discreet lingerie. I asked her about the guy’s voice, and she told me there was no guy. I felt funny, but I liked her. She seemed concerned for me, and wanted to put me at ease.

She gave me a backrub. Then my phone rang. I was waiting for another escort so I had to answer it. I have to see a couple when at a hotel, otherwise the room is wasted.

After she gave me a BBBJ, then we just did it. She put her legs up and was on her back, kinda like her knees were crushing her boobs. Not to be offensive, but her boob surgery seemed a bit overdone. Anyhow, after about two minutes I was done. Wish it could have been longer, but sometimes dysfunction is a blessing, sometimes a curse, but not being dysfunctional at all in the worst.

After she was leaving, I could still hear voices in the hall. I could make out what they were saying and everything. When she came out of the washroom, she saw me listening at the door, and told me I care to much about what people think. As she was out the door, an older lady walked by, and gave me a look.

Just my luck.

(May 2010)
 
Gia (Independent)

Advertises on Eros Toronto as “The Toronto Courtesan”

Looks = 10
Body = 9
Service = 9
Personality = 9
Overall = (9.4) Smoking Hot

This woman is expensive, but worth every penny. Total eye candy. I would have to say, without a doubt, this woman is the hottest lady I ever had sex with. Despite meeting others, she is still the best looking. Her face is DDG.

She is also very smart and friendly, for a model type. Gia doesn’t not have a complete diva attitude, and makes you feel welcome. Her services are quite liberal, for model types. In other words she doesn’t just coast on her looks.

To be honest though, she does have a very high self esteem, and, as with all model types, lets you know she has a higher self esteem. I found her charming, but defenately more friendly business type.

Getting down to business, she told me she prefers not to milk guys with her lips. Her BBBJ is nice though. It wasn’t bouncing like a jackhammer, she seems to like it. She mentioned to me she likes her job, it kinda shows. She let me take a good look at her woman parts before I went down on her a bit. I find them interesting to look at sometimes.

During the bounce on my lap, she gave me a smile when brushing back her hair. I told her I can’t stop looking at her face. It’s one of those hypnosis things, where you have to look at attractive women.

Because of dysfunction, and other women I met that weekend, nothing came out of the pipe. I had fun trying, and suppose I was grateful that it lasted longer then one minute.

She spent excessive time in the washroom, and when she came out, with her makeup done again, she looked like the heart stopper she is.

If you have money, go see her. You will have fun. If you don’t have money, go see her. You’ll have fun. I hear, if your good, Obama is giving out bailouts again.

(May 2010)
 
Daphne (Mirage)

Looks = 8
Body = 10
Service = 8
Personality = 7
Overall = (7.8) YMMV


My first time dealing with Mirage led me to this girl. She is, I heard, quite popular, and I think I got the low end of the YMMV stick.

We talked a bit before doing stuff. She told me she was 100% Italian, but looks asian. This has been discussed before, I think.

When giving me a BJ she mentioned she only likes to do BBBJ with regulars, and gave me a CBJ. It seemed funny to me she even bothered to mention it, but I told her whatever makes you happy.

After she got into it a little. She told me that it’s better to be dsyfunctional otherwise it’s over too quick. We did a bit of mish, then she tried to ride me. It told her to stop and thrusted up into her, as she knelt. She wasn’t into it sex wise, but seemed concerned that I should pop at least once before leaving.

The stuff actually did come out, into the condom of course, and she went to dispose of it. I put my clothes on and when she came out she started playing with her blackberry, like I wasn’t in the room. I found this a little odd, usually the girls talk to me before leaving.

It wasn’t a bad time or anything, but she’s a little cold from my perspective. Some people think she is a favorite, and maybe she is from their experience. For me this experience was so - so.

(July 2010)
 
Nadja (Select)

Looks = 9
Body = 10
Service = 8
Personality = 7
Overall = (8.2) Recommended


I had quite a nice time with this girl over at Select. To be honest the looks and body ratings may be a little high, but she is a cutie. For me, her attitude seemed a little high strung. She’s not rude or anything, and I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, she just seemed business like and slightly curt.

Getting to the good stuff, she was actually quite into it. She gave me a decent BBBJ. I straddled her body and bounced me junk on her chest a bit. She thought it was hot. This is not an Italian or anything. I just rubbed and poked it onto her chest. Her breasts are killer hot, and natural.

During the stuff my arms got tired. She told me to stop apologizing for taking long. I get this a lot. Maybe I should listen, and stop apologizing for taking long. Anyhow she told me she has no idea how guys do it, meaning holding up their own weight when in mish. I told her to come to the edge of the bed.

When seeing myself go in and out it felt really, visually hot, and I managed to press one out. Before leaving she told me she does okay for herself, so I told her be happy, or something.

Not a girlfriend feel, but she’s a keeper.

(August 2010)
 
Brandy (Garden of Eden) (met her as Britney of Dreammakers)

Looks = 7
Body = 9
Service = 9
Personality = 10
Overall = (8.6) Highly Recommended

This girl has “girlfriend” written all over her. I didn’t notice any pen marks on her, I mean in a symbolic sense.

Meeting her at the condo, (Dreammakers, before she moved) was a snap. When coming out of the shower, in the next room and completely ignoring me, was another, really hot young blonde women. I never asked who she was, but man, she was cute.

Getting back to Brit, ahem Brandy, she was all smiles. Her eyes lit up as I gave her the cash, (I always give a little more then the fee). Her BBBJ wasn’t bad, and we bonked a bit. She is friendly and cute as a button.

Nothing much to report sex wise. I finished with her in mish. Before leaving we blabbed about the biz a bit. She is quite comfortable with her job, and I found her a real cutie.

Treat her nice if you meet her.

(August 2010)
 
Jaden Pressly (Independent)

Looks = 10
Body = 10
Service = 8
Personality = 8
Overall = (9.0) Highly Recommended

We met at her place, which was actually a hotel. Her pictures are accurate. She has a hot body, and is young and fairly hot. The pictures of her face are accurate, she has many tattoos, some kinda large and her body is hot, especially her breasts.

She seems a little shy and reserved, and is definitely not a porn star experience. More like girlfriend. Still, after getting warmed up she seemed eager to please and friendly.

Her BJ was with a condom, but felt pretty good. She also was quiet during intercourse. We didn't try too many positions, because I usually like mish anyway. Something to look at while doing it.

After we didn't sit and talk. I told her I'll come back, which I didn't, and left. I would rate her more as eye candy, more then sex. She is a cutie. Possibly the best breasts I saw last year, if you like to play.

(August 2010)
 
Mady (Sassy)

Looks = 8
Body = 8
Service = 10
Personality = 10
Overall = (9.0) Highly Recommended

I saw this girl more then once, so this review is from the second session.

This girl is extremely friendly, and we hit it off from the start. She is eager to please, and wants to make you happy, if you see her. At least that’s the vibe I got.

She remembered me, and we did some DFK. It wasn’t totally sensual, she likes to wag her tongue back and forth a bit too much. We talked, and laughed a bit about stuff before getting heavy.

When giving a BBBJ I told her to position herself so I could grope her a bit. Later I got tempted and moved my hand down to her girly parts. I was only going to play with the outside, but she got scared and told me she likes me playing with her, just not poking her as I have long nails. I never put my fingers in anyway (except Raquele because she insisted).

Anyhow, once again, because of dysfunction it took awhile. She was patient and tried to satisfy me. When in mish she admitted she was a bit tired from the effort so I felt bad. I was lying there as she used her mouth, then I told her it’s easier if I just pull it. My arms started to her, but she seemed concerned that I didn’t pop, so I managed to yank one out. At the last moment I told her it was cumming, so she took it in her mouth and down the hatch.

She’s a sweetheart and a PSE as well. Wow!

(October 2010)
 
Raquele (Mirage)

Looks = 7
Body = 9
Service = 10
Personality = 8
Overall = (7.9) YMMV

This is the best sex I had in 2010. Unfortunately her style made me feel slightly uncomfortable.

She had some kind of a script she seemed to be working through, like having different names for her boobs and stuff. She also kept calling me a “Little shit”.

The sex was amazing though. She is liberal to the point where I felt this kind of stuff was a bit too naughty. She insisted I feel her up there with my finger, and stuff.

Also during sex, she kept talked dirty to me, so I spilled some filth from my own mouth. She gave me a brief WTF look, so I told her I was just keeping up, and then stopped the dirty talk. My demeanor is completely quiet and friendly, so she was taken aback is all.

Her BBBJ is amazing. The best I ever had in fact. I hate the jackhammer type head bobbing stuff. This girl gives the slow, sensual real deal type blow. Despite it being slow, I was trying to hold back, just to make it longer.

After popping in her mouth, she told me I’m supposed to tell her before it happens, but she swallowed it down. I asked her before hand if CIM was allowed, she meant I should have told her right before, but it felt so good I just didn’t.

After talked to her a bit I left. She’s friendly, but a bit overly emotional. I’m fairly emotional myself, but I still felt uncomfortable. I told her I would repeat, to make her happy. When leaving she was completely naked and I told her to be discreet when opening the door.

She’s a great escort, but too different for my taste, even though I’m a bit of a outsider myself.

(October 2010)
 
Chloe Marcelle (Independent)

Looks = 9
Body = 7
Service = 10
Personality = 10
Overall = (9.3) Smoking Hot

Even though I was a bit taken by her beauty, in particular her face, she absolutely put me at ease. Considering I look younger then my age, this is quite a feat in itself. I’m 35, but most people say I look like 22 or so, if that helps.

Anyhow, she made me feel comfortable, and is quite good in the sack. After small talk, I managed to get her off in DATY. Even though I used to not try going down on girls to often, I do now, just for the curiosity of getting girls to respond like this.

After the usual positions she tried to get me off doing a BBBJ. She told me she doesn’t like CIM, but toward the end I’m not sure if she cared. I felt really bad, as she kept at it for over half an hour. I kept trying to press on out, but failed.

After I told her to give up. It was literally going straight into sex for an hour and a half, and still nothing. She seemed concerned I didn’t pop, so to make her happy I pulled it. After about 10 minutes of arm breaking work, I managed to squeeze one out, and the stuff splashed on me. She was lying next to me, and I think playing with herself. Not sure if I splashed her too, by accident.

Anyhow, after a lot of sweat and saliva it was done. Kinda nasty, but she reminded me sex is messy. In the old days (say the 90’s) I would have found this stuff extremely erotic, but I’ve been spoiled by escorts, into expecting more. This lady delivered.

It was one of the best times I’ve had with hookers, and I was sorry to see her go.

Thanks for the effort.

(October 2010)
 
Aspen (Mirage)

Looks = 9
Body = 10
Service = 7
Personality = 8
Overall = (8.5) Highly Recommended

The girl is on the extreme end of college cutie looks. She doesn’t have the height or poise to be model type, but cutie fits the bill. If you like looks, you need to book a trip to Aspen. Then come back to Toronto, after your vacation, and go pay a visit to Aspen.

After the shower we fooled around a bit. She liked kissing, but when I tried to slip her the tongue I got her lips, so stopped trying.

She gave me a condom BJ. To be fair, she asked me directly what I would prefer. Any guy would say BBBJ, but I told her to do what makes her happy. Because I asked for it, it’s what I got, and it felt good to be honest. Sometimes I find BBBJ is a bit to on me, but I have to take it when offered simply because of the fact that I’m getting a BBBJ.

Getting back to Aspen, after she went on top, I told her to wiggle on me instead of bouncing. I’m a smaller guy (110 pounds), and sometimes the bounce is more like a weight on me. It felt quite good, and after I mentioned my sexual problems, she told me it’s her “mission” to get me to pop.

Mission accomplished hon.

I popped when she was lying down and I was on the edge of the bed. Watching myself going into a really hot chick, groping her boob while plowing her, and feeling myself getting harder and harder before finally exploding, it was almost too much.

She’s a fun girl, came off as a bit young, but refreshing all the same.

(November 2010)
 
Jessie (Mirage)

Looks = 9
Body = 9
Service = 10
Personality = 9
Overall = (9.1) Smoking Hot

I actually tried to practice my french on her. Go figure.

This girl is incredible cute. Visually she is cute, or hot if you prefer, but her accent is to die for. Made me laugh just hearing it, which she commented on. It sounds french, obviously, but girlish and cute.

After talking she let me touch the tattoo on her back. It is quite large, like her whole back, and I don’t like tattoos that big, but I didn’t find myself turned off or anything. Can’t understand some people’s obsession with art, but who am I to judge.

Most of the session was BBBJ. We did mish for about one minute, just for the sake of it, but mostly BBBJ. I got up, and we did it in front of the mirror and stuff. I told her to lie on the bed and lightly thrusted it into her maw. Just lightly. It came out and she drooled it on the floor, then I grabbed the towel and helped her clean it up.

If you met her next and slipped on the floor, sorry. Don’t sue me or anything.

She is a really great looker, and an amazing, abet girlish cutie. Extremely friendly and at ease with her job. One of the best I’ve had. I left with a smile.

(Dec 2010)
 
Holly (Garden of Eden)

Looks = 10
Body = 9
Service = 10
Personality = 9
Overall = (9.5) Smoking Hot

Felt weak in the knees walking in, she is visually stunning.

She was also warm to me, gave me a BBBJ on the bed, and was into it. She allowed me to cuddle her a bit, and during mish I asked about CIM. She said okay, but I told her she wasn’t “naughty” enough for it, and we laughed, as she insisted she was.

It turns out she wasn’t kidding. I stood up and leaned against the wall as she did a CIM, and ran to the washroom, with what seemed like a mouthful. Because it took me long, we were running out of time, right at the 55 minute mark I pushed it out. I admit I was holding back prior to the 50 minute mark, just to extend the fun.

If you dreamed about boffing supermodels, then Holly is the one to see.

(December 2010)
 
Layla (Mirage)

Looks = 8
Body = 8
Service = 10
Personality = 10
Overall = (9.0) Highly Recommended

This girl is relatively underrated in my opinion. She was quite friendly to me, and dare I say, took a liking to me, virtually from the start.

We talked about stuff and then into the action. I sort of cuddled her on the bed, and fooled around with her boobs a bit. Then she gave me a BBBJ. She was very into it, and her technique wasn’t bad.

After we did a bit of mish, then moved into doggy. I felt uncomfortable doing it this way, as the heights was wrong, and the stuff didn’t match up. The position I hate the most is doggy, gotta say.

I felt lazy suddenly, so decided to just lie there and make her do the work. She went down on me with me mouth, and after a certain amount of effort I popped. She just swallowed it. It asked her why, as most girls spit, and she said I tasted good. I couldn’t help laughing a bit.

After we talked, and she asked me why my face is kinda depressed and this sorta stuff. She was really into the conversation and geniunly liked me. When she was washing her hands or something, I slapped her butt, if that helps.

When leaving she walked me to the door, and still blabbing, she almost looked sad to see me go, and seemed to want to walk outside to keep talking. Not really weird for me, some girls in the past have become friends with me, a thing I try to discourage now (don’t ask).

She’s a girlfriend type. Not sex act wise, but a girlfriend, girlfriend type. Maybe it was chemistry though, you may feel different.

(December 2010)
 
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