IN-Call Reviews

[Batman57]

Mia (Exquisite)

Looks = 8
Body = 10
Service = 8
Personality = 9
Overall = (8.6) Highly Recommended

She’s a hot latina woman. After the shower we got into it. She gave me a BBBJ. I hadn’t touched myself in about a week, so I was extremely ready, and asked for CIM, in case she wanted me to pull out way before hand. She made a face of disgust about it, so I knew. I don’t mind though, if they don’t want it I just have to make sure beforehand.

Being extremely ready, I kinda took it out of her mouth a couple of times and squeezed it down to less ready. Then on to mish with a cover. It felt amazing inside her. Because I was so ready it was the best moving around feeling I got in awhile, maybe ever. It’s nothing she did, I was just really ready. I popped extremely quick.

She thought it was because I was over excited, and we had 40 minutes to go. She talked to me a bit, for some reason about releationships and society. I told her I really liked her breasts. They are prefectly shaped, and soft yet firm. I couldn’t stop groping her. Hot.

After she bent over on the bed, and made me do her doggy style. Being less ready, it felt like the same kind of less sensation stuff. I kinda held back, as I had booked another appointment for about 5 hours later (don’t ask). So no MSOG, because I purposely didn’t pop.

After a farewell I left.

(Jan 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Sofia (Mirage)

Looks = 9
Body = 10
Service = 10
Personality = 8
Overall = (8.8) Highly Recommended

This woman is a blast. On her end I may have sensed a bit of hesitation, for maybe a second, because of my youthful apparence (I’m 35 but look like early twenties or younger).

I could only book for a half hour, and because of some delay, tried to rush through it. She told me it was fine, but regardless we just went quick.

And talk about amazing!

I grabbed her like a pornstar and just kinda sexed her. We DFK, then my lips were on her knockers, then I moved my mouth to her girly parts down under. I managed to make her cum readily, then I lied back and she did the work, like cock crazy with her mouth, obviously BBBJ, and and popped into her mouth, which she spat on me, and we looked drained for the 25 minutes of fun.

Amazing.

The only regret is not having time to be in her, down there. Even though I like BBBJ’s better, I feel I haven’t sexed a woman unless I’ve been south of the navel. Kinda like wild foreplay.

Really wild.

She is the sex machine type, and is all woman. The wildest ride I’ve had recently.

Amazing.

(Jan 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Logan (Garden of Eden)

Looks = 8
Body = 7
Service = 6
Personality = 7
Overall = (7.3) YMMV

After waiting for awhile, the GOE people told me the escort I had booked was unavailable, so I told them I’d meet Logan.

She met me, and is not a bad looker, kinda the college cutie type.

After lying on the bed, she told me guys like BJ’s, and then put a condom on it and bounced her head. Somewhat uninspired, but it felt okay, and after awhile stuff came out.

I didn’t really move or anything. The whole session I just lay on my back. Can’t remember touching her, or to some degree even looking at her much, except in the mirror. I asked her, if I can get it up, if she was willing to play some more, but she told me directly “I’m a one shot girl”.

I didn’t really feel bad to lose 300 dollars for a 15 minute condom blow job, but some of you might have. After talking to her for, maybe 30 minutes, I left. Not a back rub, or touching her, or anything. Just literally talking for 30 minutes. She’s not unfriendly, just no MSOG.

The most lackluster session this year. Because I was in the mood, as I was lying on my back touching myself, I could have got it up. Maybe she has some burnout for being around too long. Seemed like a nice girl though. Just not into it.

On her part, no effort.

(Jan 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Erin (Select)

Looks = 9
Body = 8
Service = 9
Personality = 8
Overall = 8.5 (Highly Recommend)


She was running a bit late, and I was rushing around in the cold and rain, right before I met her, so I appeared a bit winded and tired. She mentioned to me that I look a bit young. She was a little bit uncomfortable, but it was totally my fault, as I appeared tired and, after all, I do look young.

After explaining why I was tired, she seemed to warm up. When coming out of the shower, she sat there naked, we chatted a bit and then I tried to kiss her. It was LFK for me only, possibly because of our first impression.

I found her to be quite an attractive woman, the kind I’d be eyeballing on the street. Her body is quite slim and toned, she mentioned after she used to be into athletics. I like her breasts, smaller but natural, which is sorta a preference over too big or too small.

You know, just right, duh.

Her BBBJ was quite good. It looked erotic to watch her use lots of spit. She mentioned she prefers no CIM, although she might have accepted it, but I decided it was probably better to assume a negative, and release inside (a condom) inside her.

After we just did it in mish. She had no problems looking directly at me. All of a sudden she started talking dirty and wanted me to pound her, so I ramped it up a bit. I couldn’t hold on long enough, she looked like she wanted more bonking.

After the deed, she felt comfortable enough to lie next to me and talk about stuff. She’s intelligent and confident and pretty cool.

I groped her a couple of times before leaving, if it helps. It helped me.

(Lumps of fat with nipples equals “honk, honk” in my book.)

Overall a great session and a great woman.

(March 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Ava (Garden of Eden)

Looks = 8
Body = 8
Service = 6
Personality = 8
Overall = (7.8) YMMV


She told me she has done this for years, but it didn’t feel like it. She put a condom on for CBJ, but didn’t seem to want it in her mouth. She sorta turned to face away from me, and gave more of a tug then a blow. Could be YMMV, I think she thought I was a newbie.

I always prefer mish, so we did that, but I kept losing it, not her fault or anything. She kinda got into it, and did some decent sucking after to get me hard. After going slowly we found a good position for some pounding. It felt quite good inside her, I was satisfied.

After I talked to her a bit, and she warmed up after. She is actually quite friendly, but because time ran out I had to cut the conversation short.

She’s quite good looking, but some of the pictures at GOE are a bit overdone, and she looks different in person. The pics are her, and she’s hot, just the pictures look different, and may leave the wrong impression

This is going to sound completely stupid, but in the elevator, on another appointment, a girl rode up with me. I was curious who she was, as I found her hot and wanted to book. The girl I was with told me it’s Ava. It had to be her, because she smiled and tried to talk to me, but I pretended I was on the phone.

So I was more attracted to her a few days after in the elevator, then I was when bonking her? Does this make sense or is it nonsense?

NOTE: I heard she tries harder to please and I was one of her first clients when she was at Garden of Eden. Unfortunately for me, she is now quite the hottie. Oh well....

(March 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Robyn (Garden of Eden)

Looks = 7
Body = 8
Service = 10
Personality = 10
Overall = (8.6) Highly Recommend


If you are looking for a really hot redhead girlfriend, then go ask some redhead girls out perv. What do you want from me?

However if you like really hot redhead escorts, rush to see this girl, NOW.

I wouldn’t call her body buff, more slender and smooth, and milky white, like an angel. Her face is absolute GND. In fact I wish she was my GND. I got a couple of overweight guys and some grandma.

We did stuff, (she squirted as my lips wandered through her willows !!!) and talked about stuff, but that won’t be the point of this review. The point has to be

BBBJ.

This girl knows how to score with a stick and balls (like Tiger Woods) and loves sex and sucking (just like Tiger Woods). She is more skilled with a dong and a sack of nuts it’s like she lies there every night dreaming about how to suck it, stroke it, and roll it around in her mouth. Every move of her mouth is sheer pleasure. Twists, twirls, sucking, shaking, spitting, blowing, wow.

It’s like being Adam in the Garden of Eden, watching her be sinful with the snake. Nice eye contact and rhythm. If felt like I should apply for a job as her toothbrush. Thank goodness I’m dysfunctional, otherwise I would have popped immediately and would have to get on my knees and beg her for more.

After popping she purposely tugged my spike a bit, just to watch me squirm.

Not trying to oversell it, but seriously girl? Cock crazy. (In a good way, she’s a cutie).

Stop putting your sticky fingers on your computer pervs and go get your dick sucked by an sexpert. She’s also a sweetheart, and very intelligent, so treat her real well. She’ll turn you from a nerd-boy john into a superstar!

(March 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Olivia (Select)

Looks = 6
Body = 5 (BBW)
Service = 10
Personality = 10
Overall = (7.9) YMMV

This girl is a lot of fun, and seems to love kissing DFK style, as well as sucking on stuff. She is quite into it and is super friendly to boot. We were mostly kissing and then she gave a BBBJ which was very good and then I got up on the bed and kinda sat on the headboard while she did her thing with her mouth.

After she washed her mouth from my sticky filth, we talked about stuff. Her breasts are large, natural and soft, so I played around a bit. After I got kinda hard so we fooled around some more, in mish. I kept losing it, partly because of my dysfunction or age, so she kept the condom on and started with her mouth again.

I was late for the appointment, but she was in no rush, and told me we had time. It felt good, but I knew I couldn’t do MSOG, so I left about five minutes after time. She kept smiling at me when leaving, and looked really happy to have spent time with me.

She’s a cutie.

(March 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Coco (Garden of Eden)

Looks = 9
Body = 8
Service = 7
Personality = 7
Overall (7.9) YMMV


She’s actually quite attractive, although to be honest, her boobs look a bit overdone.

This escort was a little cold, particularly at first. She was willing to fool around, just seems more business like then warm. She told me she prefers not to kiss, and did a CBJ on me. I didn’t push for much. Even when my mouth was on her boobs, I made sure not to use tongue, just moved my mouth and lips, closed, over them. Kinda liked this style of boobery versus tongue all over it.

When doing it she seemed to get into it, and was bouncing up and down pretty fast. Also in mish, she didn’t really look at me, but made some vocal sounds like she was enjoying it. Maybe pretending she’s not with a stranger helped her.

Still, to be fair, she was into it, just didn’t look at me. Kinda average sex.

Her backrub is amazing, and she wasn’t in a rush to have me leave. Overall, not a bad session, but she’s more eye candy then wild sex.

(March 2011)

 

[Batman57]

June (Select)

Looks = 10

French model good looks. Almost creamed my pants walking in the room.

Body = 10

Her boobies are to die for. Couldn’t stop touching them, very soft yet firm. Rubbed my part on them too. Amazing feel.

Services = 10

She allowed me to CIM. Amazing woman. Multiple positions. On the edge of the bed seeing me go in and out of her was killer awesome.

Personality = 10

Set me completely at ease. No diva attitude like other killer hot chicks I’ve been with. Total sweetheart.

Overall = 10 (Smoking Hot)

This is the best experience I’ve ever had with escorts. Said I was the first guy she was with in Toronto.

YOU NEED TO SEE THIS GIRL NOW

If you have a TDL, eat it and write a new one with one name on it, "June"

(March 2011)

 

[Senor Gomes]

That's it for now.

LMAO.

That's it. No more .

Very good reading material. The only thing I would change is placing your out call reviews in the out call section. Otherwise this is an excellent thread.

 

[Wilsonjso]

Batman :great::great:. Thanks for the reviews. Straight to the point and a nice reading. Keep them coming.

 

[Pearldiver]

Good job batman. This helps.

 

[yuppie]

Great stuff Batman. Keep up the good work!

 

[Winslow]

Excellent reviews Batman.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Outstanding set of reviews.

 

[NakedEye]

Wow !!!!

 

[JT13]

Thanks for the compilation of reviews Batman!

You have a distinct, honest style of review, and an interesting way of calculating your overall rating. Always great to see other perspectives.

Reading your reviews led me to read up on Asperger syndrome, which was enlightening.

Also, you probably don't have to include "take it or leave it" in your posts anymore as you can see, your perspective is appreciated on the board

I look forward to your future reviews!

 

[regularjoe]

Wow, thats quite a comprehensive list of reviews!, great stuff!

 

[outkast]

Will someone give this man a reward!! actually give him 2...one for him and one that he'll hopefully share with the guy who said he should get a reward.

 

[Nova5]

Impressive Curriculum vitae …

Impressive Curriculum vitae …

Batman, I appreciate your compilation of reviews!