Shit just got very real...

[-b]

Watch your diet and crush the remaining pack of cigarettes and for god's sake keep that bum clean!

Blissful, is his bum clean? Madman, bum check in thread 57!:biggrin2:

I never saw his butt......or him naked.......
I think you my Sweet Sunshine needs a spanking.........:wink2:
Also I do not go around smelling a guys butts.......maybe Women....but guys :NoNoNo:
You are so naughty.......and Cute.....but naughty and Cute....:girlkiss:
I need to buy you a gift.........
Now let me see if I can talk Linda into going for coffee........

 

[a 1 player]

Sure, the gym one day sounds like it would be fun.

 

[-b]

Sure, the gym one day sounds like it would be fun.

You need to wear clothes....:biggrin2:
What happens in the men's locker room, stay in the men's locker room...

 

[HOF]

a 1, take a page out of Bob's book and start looking after yourself. You are your own worse enemy I'm sure.

It's worst not worse, you assclown!

 

[HOF]

I'm surprised at your name calling a 1. I gave you my sympathies and you obviously took my words to mean something else. Yes I did say you are your own worse enemy, after all you chose to smoke, drink, do drugs and not eat properly. You have been blessed with a second chance and please I am hoping you take your maker up on this opportunity. I believe you are an intelligent man and deep down you know I am right.

Theme from M.A.S.H. not that I would encourage you bazerkoff, but you do options!​

 

[HOF]

SillyGirl we may approach things differently but I have nothing but good will towards the gentleman and I wish him a long and prosperous life I assure you.

Bazerk-hole, you are as sincere as Jim Jones givin' out kool-aid in Guyana! You are a freak and bad cartoon!


Now, Bazerk-hole, go nano nano yourself, assclown!

​

 

[Baz]

Hof you're an idiot with a sock for a penis! I think it's karma biting you where the sun don't shine! I believe I know your type. A loud mouth boorish individual.

 

[HOF]

Hof you're an idiot with a sock for a penis! I think it's karma biting you where the sun don't shine! I believe I know your type. A loud mouth boorish individual.

Hey,

Shit 4 brains, it wasn't until I stuck my dick into Ida-ho's holes that the foreskin tightened up and it did that in self defense, so she could never get my seed in all of her orifaces again!

 

[Baz]

Ida would never even look at an individual as uncouth and unsophisticated as yourself. You're a loud mouth poster who scours the forums to point out peoples spelling and grammar errors while at the same time spewing words as if he's still a pubescent teenager. It doesn't surprise me one bit that your only choice is to pay women to entertain you. No civilian woman would ever lay hands on you!

 

[Guido]

Oh oh, it's pop-corn time and I can't find any in the house!:grrrrrr:

um can anyone lend me a cup of pop-corn while I watch Hof rip Baz another A-hole!:biggrin2:

 

[Baz]

There you go Hof, another peanut brain has joined the peanut gallery in support of the head nut bar!

 

[Guido]

There you go Hof, another peanut brain has joined the peanut gallery in support of the head nut bar!

Dude, does that mean you won't lend me a cup of corn? WTF, I'll take the peanuts instead!

 

[HOF]

Well bazerk-shit.4.brains-hole

There is Ida Ho

Tongue cleaning the inner of my foreskin!

&

enjoying every twizzle of smegma she can get!​

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Well bazerk-shit.4.brains-hole

There is Ida Ho

Tongue cleaning the inner of my foreskin!

&

enjoying every twizzle of smegma she can get!​

Why am I glad that I can't see that image?

 

[HOF]

[video]https://4gifs.org/gallery/v/Adult_GIFs/Cleaning_foreskin_001.gif.html[/video]

Actually, I recall Ida wanting to video tape her tongue cleaning the inside of my foreskin!

Look how she is enjoying it!​

 

[HOF]

In case that link doesn't work, this is too good to miss!

Hey bazerkoff did Ida-ho kiss you after cleaning the inside of where the sun don't shine! She's great on asshole cleaning too. Never misses a wilnot.​

 

[HOF]

Oh forgot to mention that Ida cleaned the foreskin as part of A.T.M.​

 

[HOF]

Dude, does that mean you won't lend me a cup of corn? WTF, I'll take the peanuts instead!

I`m on a health kick, so I`ll have raspberries and yogurt! Funny, Ida said, `HOF give me your yogurt!` so I did!:-Cool/"

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Dude, does that mean you won't lend me a cup of corn? WTF, I'll take the peanuts instead!

Walnuts and almonds are a better choice health wise,lol.

 

[HOF]

I tell ya bazerk-tool, you should have just accepted the friend request!:roll::roll: