Signs that you are getting older.

[Skipper]

When hot chicks start calling you Sir.

 

[McGuinty]

When you don't wake up with a hard on as much.

 

[Beef Jerky]

What did you say?.

 

[HOF]

When you're happy if you fire one shot on goal.

 

[Senor Gomes]

Not there yet.

 

[papasmerf]

hell just skating into the crease is great.

Although a shot on goal still feels pretty good

 

[Transient]

You know you're old when events that seem like they happened a few years ago, actually happened a decade ago.

 

[HOF]

Would hit it so hard!​

 

[HOF]

When Reverse calls you ancient!:Crying/:

 

[Reverse]

When a former escort is calling you sugar daddy!:LMAO:

 

[Wanker]

When you wake up without an alarm clock.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

When you step on your nipple...

kidding! Not there yet..

 

[Transient]

Listen when we were kids we had respect and had jobs and worked....and knew the value of a dollar and...what was the topic again?
















mmmm, Bridgette's nipples

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Hair starts to grow in places it never did before.

 

[papasmerf]

Hair starts to grow in places in never did before.

Bridgette's nipples

I can not believe I even said that

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Bridgette's nipples

I can not believe I even said that

I'm going to stand over here out of the way in case she decides to take a run at you. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

I'm going to stand over here out of the way in case she decides to take a run at you. :biggrin2:

Cool


Excuse me while I whip this out, to catch her

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm going to stand over here out of the way in case she decides to take a run at you. :biggrin2:

I usually try to hide behind the little blue guy, but not this time. A nice, big cassock seems the perfect solution.

 

[papasmerf]

I usually try to hide behind the little blue guy, but not this time. A nice, big cassock seems the perfect solution.

Hey Bridgette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am right here and I have Nair.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Hey Bridgette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am right here and I have Nair.

Great, thanks! It is a little hairy having your issues brought to light in an online forum but if you're offering free Nair then I should probably accept.