Signs that you are getting older.

[papasmerf]

Great, thanks! It is a little hairy having your issues brought to light in an online forum but if you're offering free Nair then I should probably accept.

always happy to help

 

[Art Mann]

You can't spell cassock without ass and cock.

I c what you're getting at.

 

[Lorenzo]

Pulling a "mussle" while reaching for the toilet paper.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You know you're getting old when you have no more "mussles" to pull. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

When you remember Fang was involved with Goober's mom less than a year before Goober was born.

 

[Stoner]

Having grey pubic hair.

 

[HOF]

Having grey pubic hair.

Shave it!

 

[HOF]

When bedtime is right after NCIS.

 

[User-E]

I don't run to answer the phone every time it rings.

 

[Transient]

I don't run to answer the phone every time it rings.

Me neither, I keep the handset nearby! :rofl!:

 

[connoisseur]

I don't know what all the fuss is. Just ask for the seniors discount. )

 

[HOF]

I don't run to answer the phone every time it rings.

What's a phone, I use Canada Post for everything!:biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

You can name all of the players on the original USA Olympic Dream Team!

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[HOF]

You know who this is:

 

[HOF]

You remember that the New Jersey Devils were once the Colorado Rockies and before that they were the Kansas City Scouts.

 

[HOF]

That Cleveland once had an NHL team called the Barons, and before that they were the California Golden Seals, before that they were they Oakland Seals and prior to that they were California Seals!

 

[Doggie]

 

[Hoser]

Takes you a long time to take a pee.