Since there is no polite way to ask for a blowjob...

[a 1 player]

There really isn't.

Give me head
Suck my dick
How 'bout some skull
I want a hummer...
Hey, it's not like this dick is just gonna suck itself

So I've decided to invent a polite way to ask the women in my life, and so far I'm getting some amazing success with it. AND, (yes, I just started a sentence with and) since I'm in a generous mood, I'll help you guys out with hopes you get as much luck with it as I do.

Honey, can I please have some lip hugs tonight?

Fucking brilliant!!!

 

[Boing]

Honey, can I please have some lip hugs tonight?

Fucking brilliant!!!

Priceless

I find a slight push doen on the head works wonders :no:

 

[- - -]

While we were dating Sentry used to say, "umm how about I eat you out and then you could...blow me." He would also give me the puppy dog eye look. It worked everytime!!!

 

[Guido]

I usually just grab on to it and ask, "How about some luvin?" It usually works.

 

[peace]

or I liked to be hugged with that beautiful lips of yours...

 

[Boarder]

A second cool dude. You are hot.

 

[AMd'MAN]

I am using that line. It would work for sure. Thank you a1player.

 

[smash]

I take it out and say "I miss how your lips feel" with a smile. She smiles and knows wats up. She never says no.arty:

 

[Auggie]

Can you hum a few notes of that song, Amy? arty:

 

[Bill The Pirate]

... a blow job is a nice way to say good morning

 

[SillyGirl]

Wait....what? I'm supposed to wait until they ask??

 

[tboy]

lip hugs? really? hmmm sorry dude, that sounds kinda lame to me.......almost as bad as some of those pickup lines in the other thread.....

 

[Ang]

I just say "you know what would make me feel better"......................she NEVER says no....LOL

 

[-b]

I came to enjoy BJ's ......
My ex would either ask or push my head down....
But I would always be the first to start it most of the time......
I loved when I felt that control and he could not hold himself anymore....

I feel the same way going down on women......well I enjoy it more....Yummy

 

[Jesus Quintana]

"Point to crotch and whimper"
Always worked for me.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Lol funny thread

 

[Transient]

 

[tboy]

One thing that being with SPs has taught me: it's ok to ask for what you want, politely of course.

Another thing about sp's? They have NO problem speaking their minds. I was seeing an ex sp socially one time and after dinner, we were driving to shoot some pool. She didn't seem all that keen on it and I picked up on it. So I asked "are you ok with going to play pool? We can do something else if you want".

She turned to me and said "well, I really wanted to go back to your place and fuck your brains out".....:shock:....I almost rear ended the car in front of me lol.....in 45 yrs on this planet I have NEVER had a woman say anything close to that to me before...even GFs!!!

 

[Transient]

Amy, how many times have you caused the false alarm?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hahahaha!!!