Since there is no polite way to ask for a blowjob...

[Bubba]

Can ya play a few notes in the bag pipe for me :whip:

 

[Raiden]

I usually say," c'mere baby, show me how you lick an ice cream cone"

 

[The Options Menu]

I usually just start waiving a throbbing erection around, someplace near eye level, and hope for the best.

Sometimes, especially if I'm on my back (which takes me forever) and and a woman's gotten off, and I can tell that she not game for another orgasm, I'll just straight up ask, "Can you give me head?". Depending on the woman and her mood the response is either: a) enthusiastic if for no other reason than her vagina was getting raw, b) give it the old college try, or c) be all half hearted because she's already done. I rather dislike c).

The best was to get a lot of blowjobs is to spend a lot of time with your head between her knees. Reciprocation is always nice, unless she's done and all half hearted. Then put that in the bank if you can. See the first bit about waiving a throbbing erection around. Ahh, the virtuous circle or reciprocal oral sex.

 

[Auggie]

Ask for some Tull. arty:

 

[HOF]

It ain't gonna suck its self!

 

[HOF]

Baby, you had me at blowjob!

 

[HOF]

That's it, tilt your head back.

 

[HOF]

How about a blowjob and a pizza?

I don't like pizza.

Great just give me a blowjob and we'll call it a night!

 

[HOF]

Drop down and get your eagle on girl!

 

[HOF]

Hey babe, can you do the chickenhead?

 

[HOF]

Wrong flute babe!

 

[HOF]

Educational clip

[video]https://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/972957/[/video]

 

[HOF]

Yu kum suk mi pagoda

Yu kan chok on it

Yu wan suk mi pagoda

Mi wan yu tu suk mi pagoda

Yu suk mi long time

Yu goo suk

Yu suk goo

Yu no suk poo

 

[a 1 player]

So far two hundred ways to ask, but really no polite ones.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I've only been asked a couple times since I'm usually the one begging for the chance but they were both phrased soo sweetly...
"I'd love to feel your lips wrapped around me..."
"I can't wait to feel the magic of your mouth on me..."

 

[-b]

I've only been asked a couple times since I'm usually the one begging for the chance but they were both phrased soo sweetly...
"I'd love to feel your lips wrapped around me..."
"I can't wait to feel the magic of your mouth on me..."

Amy " I wish to feel your magic mouth on me.....Please with sugar":666:

 

[a 1 player]

Amy " I wish to feel your magic mouth on me.....Please with sugar":666:

Not only is that polite, it's getting hot in here!

 

[-b]

Amy " I wish to feel your magic mouth on me.....Please with sugar":666:

I thought I would add this for you

"Amy I would really love to shower with you........take your naked body to the bed and feel your silken
soft skin against my lips.......my tongue licking you till I see that look in your eyes..... that sound you make
and your fingers in my hair....."

 

[Madman]

whoowee, Blissful you are making me sooo horny!! Amy look what you've started young lady!!:whip: Bring that little bum here for some more:whip:

 

[HOF]