Smell like an expensive hooker'

[Art Mann]

I'm sure lots of her young fans will lay down their dollars for Lady Gaga's new perfume, but equally sure many women will avoid it simply because of the reputation she's already established for it.

And lots more might be offended if their SO gives them a gift so they can smell 'like an expensive hooker.'

Nice visual for the ad campaign though. She's bigger than life with a whole lot of horny men crawling all over her naked body:




Lady Gaga's fragrance to smell like 'an expensive hooker'...
and will it be called Monster?

By DEBORAH ARTHURS
Nothing about eccentric performer Lady Gaga could be called middle of the road.

So it follows that when the flamboyant star creates a fragrance, it's going to be a break from the normal saccharine offerings.

Blasting Britney Spears' Fantasty and Justin Bieber's Someday out of the sweetly perfumed water, Lady Gaga's fragrance, said to be called Monster, is set to be a punchy concoction based on the molecular structure of both blood and semen.

Coty Beauty, which is the firm behind the fragrance, have not yet confirmed the details behind the name of Lady Gaga's creation, but given Gaga's fondness for the Monster association - her fans are called Little Monsters, while she has given herself the moniker Mother Monster as well as tattooing the name on her arm - the name seems a likely one.

Early reports suggested the perfume would have the heady aroma of blood and semen.

The finer points of this startling revelation have, however, now been clarified by the Lady herself.

When the 25-year-old Born This Way singer signed the license in September 2010, she allegedly requested that the scent smell of 'blood and semen.'

But in fact, Gaga's request was for the fragrance - set for release early next year - to be based on the molecular structure of the bodily fluids, not the actual aromas themselves.

You get the after-feeling of sex from the semen and the blood is primal', she said.

The blood element is based on the molecular make-up of the star's own blood.

'It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s a sense of having me on your skin,' she said.

'I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that's where [the rumours] came from.

'That is in the perfume but it doesn't smell like that,' she confirmed.

'Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker.'




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[Madman]

I'd do her!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You'd DO particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. :wink2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I'd bang her too. Just to say that I did.
Then again I also shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Then again I also shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Same post in three days. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm a glitch in the Matrix?

 

[Boing]

I'll do and bang without any remorse.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Same post in three days. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm a glitch in the Matrix?

It'll pop up now and again.

 

[Madman]

You'd DO particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. :wink2:

HUH, you need to get the bread and wine out of your mouth!! Now if you'll excuse me I need to go stick my dick in the closest flower pot. GIVE ME A BREAK they were just watered!!

 

[Art Mann]

It'll pop up now and again.

I've got something else that'll pop up now and again.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I've got something else that'll pop up now and again.

I'm sure its lovely but I'm not interested. OK?

 

[train]

I think it's an insult to expensive hookers everywhere.

 

[God]

I think it's an insult to expensive hookers everywhere.

/-Thumbs-up::/ Good one Train.

 

[blackram]

Ever noticed how many musicians (and celebrities in general, but mostly musicians) are now doing product placement? I think this is the indication that the music industry is truly dying: they are not making as much money just selling records anymore, so they supplement their income with product placement. And it's not just selling their songs for use in ads, it's entire products built around their own names, as they get a continuous percentage of profits from that.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Ever noticed how many musicians (and celebrities in general, but mostly musicians) are now doing product placement? I think this is the indication that the music industry is truly dying: they are not making as much money just selling records anymore, so they supplement their income with product placement. And it's not just selling their songs for use in ads, it's entire products built around their own names, as they get a continuous percentage of profits from that.

Actually I think that they have finally understood what value their name has in marketing. I'm sure that had "The Glimmer Twins" recognized it we'd have seen "Glimmer Twin" shaving cream, penis enlargers, and toilet bowl cleaners (Because if you try some times you really CAN get what you want! A clean loo!)
Of course lets remember that there are people out there who get so enamored with celebrity that they'll buy whatever shit that particular band is selling.

By the way.... "Expensive hookers" don't smell of blood and cum. Crack heads do.

 

[RAWD]

Can someone explain to me how "molecular structure" fits into all of this?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The molecular structure of a substance is described by the combination of nuclei and electrons that comprise its constitute molecules. This includes the molecular geometry (essentially the arrangement, in space, of the equilibrium positions of the constituent atoms -- in reality, these are in a state of constant vibration, at temperatures above absolute zero), the electronic properties of the bonds, and further molecular properties.

The determination of molecular structure uses a multitude of experimental methods, that include X-ray diffraction, electron diffraction, many kinds of optical spectroscopy, nuclear magnetic resonance as well as......

*Looks around*

Too far?

 

[Admiral]

I believe the more you can receive from having a talent the more power to you. I always hear complaints of how many millions athletes and actors make crying wolf to others. Well If I or other had the God given talent I would squeeze as much milk as I can from any cow.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Rawd... it really doesn't fit into it. The blood smells like blood. He claims show how incredibly naive some people can be. I'm sure that there are going to be chicks running around claiming that they are wearing Lady Gaga's molecular structure.

Bullshit sells don't it?

 

[Analme]

Bullshit sells don't it?

It's all about marketing!!

 

[blackram]

I believe the more you can receive from having a talent the more power to you. I always hear complaints of how many millions athletes and actors make crying wolf to others. Well If I or other had the God given talent I would squeeze as much milk as I can from any cow.

There used to be a time when musicians would consider over-commercialization to be a bad thing for their images, and to their careers in music. But the quality of music has steadily declined over the years, and the amount of commercialization has steadily increased in an almost directly inverse pattern.