Kirk Lazarus
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After some back and forth, I was able to secure a social date with muckchella. Actually, I only wanted to see muckchelle of the tandem, but unfortunately, muckin is part of the package :SayWhat?:
If you peruse through this board, you'll see muckchelle post here and there. She's a feisty one! She's also mature beyond her years. She's also a perv. Here's a pic of her and it's pretty accurate.
muckin, the lesser half of the muckchella tandem, well...he looks mature beyond his years and for some reason likes to wear skinny jeans :crazy2: Here's a pick of muckin
So the time had come for the arranged social date with muckchella. I was a bit nervous to meet this power couple as I didn't know what to expect. Actually, the anxiety was over meeting muckchelle in person. Muckin I didn't care for, but he comes as part of the package...kinda like that sample freebie they throw in to promo an item that nobody wants.
When I got to the bar, it was busy but I could spot muckchelle at the bar right away. Muckchelle is a petite figure with blond hair and tanned skin. I could sense that the male (and some female) eyes were on her. I gingerly walked over and introduced myself. Muckchelle greeted me with a big warm hug. Muck greeted me with some kind of gangsta handshake (wtf?).
After ordering some drinks, I got to know the couple. Muckchelle is very personable and intelligent. Muckin is...welll uhhhhh...yeah. While I was talking to muckchelle about her worldly experiences, muckin was looking around the bar and would intermittently interrupt by pointing out guys who he thought was handsome. Hmmmmmm
Now muckchelle is a very pretty girl (above GND) and has some innocent look to her, but she's a perv. I caught her also glancing around the bar trying to identify hot girls and trying to pick them up. Meanwhile, muckin was stuffing his face with french fries. At one point, he ordered shots for everyone...I can't remember the name of the shot because it was named after some old actor that was his age (probably during the silent movie era).
At one point during the evening, muckchelle picked up a hot girl and brought her over and started to hype me up in front of the girl. I ended up getting the girl's number thanks to muckchelle. Now that's a wing-girl/hype women.
While muckchelle was picking up girls for me, I saw out of the corner of my eye that muckin had picked up some spanish looking guy sipping on scotch. I couldn't tell what they were talking about because it seemed like they were speaking in spanglish. My allotted time was coming to an end so I gave muckchelle a big hug and of course muckin gave me some gangsta handshake.
As I was leaving, muckin was focused again on the spanglish guy and I saw in the corner of the bar some guy in a muscle t-shirt with a mohawk and wearing peter pan shoes trying to show off his physique to some girls.
Anyway, as I was leaving I thought to myself that muckin was a lucky guy to be with muckchelle. I don't know what he did, but he's a lucky SOB.
If you peruse through this board, you'll see muckchelle post here and there. She's a feisty one! She's also mature beyond her years. She's also a perv. Here's a pic of her and it's pretty accurate.
muckin, the lesser half of the muckchella tandem, well...he looks mature beyond his years and for some reason likes to wear skinny jeans :crazy2: Here's a pick of muckin
So the time had come for the arranged social date with muckchella. I was a bit nervous to meet this power couple as I didn't know what to expect. Actually, the anxiety was over meeting muckchelle in person. Muckin I didn't care for, but he comes as part of the package...kinda like that sample freebie they throw in to promo an item that nobody wants.
When I got to the bar, it was busy but I could spot muckchelle at the bar right away. Muckchelle is a petite figure with blond hair and tanned skin. I could sense that the male (and some female) eyes were on her. I gingerly walked over and introduced myself. Muckchelle greeted me with a big warm hug. Muck greeted me with some kind of gangsta handshake (wtf?).
After ordering some drinks, I got to know the couple. Muckchelle is very personable and intelligent. Muckin is...welll uhhhhh...yeah. While I was talking to muckchelle about her worldly experiences, muckin was looking around the bar and would intermittently interrupt by pointing out guys who he thought was handsome. Hmmmmmm
Now muckchelle is a very pretty girl (above GND) and has some innocent look to her, but she's a perv. I caught her also glancing around the bar trying to identify hot girls and trying to pick them up. Meanwhile, muckin was stuffing his face with french fries. At one point, he ordered shots for everyone...I can't remember the name of the shot because it was named after some old actor that was his age (probably during the silent movie era).
At one point during the evening, muckchelle picked up a hot girl and brought her over and started to hype me up in front of the girl. I ended up getting the girl's number thanks to muckchelle. Now that's a wing-girl/hype women.
While muckchelle was picking up girls for me, I saw out of the corner of my eye that muckin had picked up some spanish looking guy sipping on scotch. I couldn't tell what they were talking about because it seemed like they were speaking in spanglish. My allotted time was coming to an end so I gave muckchelle a big hug and of course muckin gave me some gangsta handshake.
As I was leaving, muckin was focused again on the spanglish guy and I saw in the corner of the bar some guy in a muscle t-shirt with a mohawk and wearing peter pan shoes trying to show off his physique to some girls.
Anyway, as I was leaving I thought to myself that muckin was a lucky guy to be with muckchelle. I don't know what he did, but he's a lucky SOB.
raying:
:rofl!:
