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Squirt Training

I believe you are tarnishing every man with the same brush. I am stating that I have done extensive research regarding the gspot and techniques for squirting. I followed up with 6 months of on the job training for a lady that was desperate to squirt all the time however she was learning herself so there was much trial and error to know what works and what doesn't. To prove my point of knowledge, did you know that grapeseed oil is an excellent lubricant and also much better prepares the gspot than ordinary lube.



I was giving an honest offer to help a lady that had never done it before and genuinely wants to learn. Going in with a negative attitude will not be successful as mental conditioning is even more important than physical readiness. If you do want to learn I suggest that you seek someone else if you are really interested.

If you are suggesting that i'm looking for a freebie as a leach then you can ask any of my favourites listed, what do you think of my character? Ask if I have ever asked for discounts, freebies or to take advantage of them in any way!

I think her point, which is valid, is you are making this offer to women who are paid companions. If they wish to 'learn' they will do it on their own with an SO, where they can be comfortable, relaxed or whatever. If a client, which is what you are if you are here, wishes to spend time with them, doing something that he enjoys or wants to do, then she is working. Working at getting her squirt on, yes, but working.

Some men enjoy giving foot massages. Many women who wear heels enjoy getting foot massages. If you advertise you are willing to give 'free' foot massages to women who typically get paid to have someone rub their feet, expect to get a few of your intended target market to come back at you with some reminders about what they are here for. And don't take it personally.

Another reason this target market doesn't really work is that, having seen hundreds or thousands of men, many of whom reassure us before meeting how much they love doing this or that, and how really really good they are at whatever it is, the reality is that many really should be asking for advice on techniques, not bragging about what they think they can do.
 
I think her point, which is valid, is you are making this offer to women who are paid companions. If they wish to 'learn' they will do it on their own with an SO, where they can be comfortable, relaxed or whatever. If a client, which is what you are if you are here, wishes to spend time with them, doing something that he enjoys or wants to do, then she is working. Working at getting her squirt on, yes, but working.

Some men enjoy giving foot massages. Many women who wear heels enjoy getting foot massages. If you advertise you are willing to give 'free' foot massages to women who typically get paid to have someone rub their feet, expect to get a few of your intended target market to come back at you with some reminders about what they are here for. And don't take it personally.

Another reason this target market doesn't really work is that, having seen hundreds or thousands of men, many of whom reassure us before meeting how much they love doing this or that, and how really really good they are at whatever it is, the reality is that many really should be asking for advice on techniques, not bragging about what they think they can do.

I get the point of this board and I don't think my target audience is understood. I will clarify with an example, if you are a paid courier using a car does this mean I can expect someone to teach me how to drive a truck and be paid for it? The answer is if your employed in a company they may pay, however if your an indy the answer is you will probably have to pay a driving school. I am seeking ladies that have never done it before and want to learn but don't have access to anyone that knows how to do it. Remember just because you have an SO doesn't mean they know what they are doing and without some experience trying to get a non-squirter trained isn't usually going to be successful.

My teacher herself had only done it a couple times when I started therefore she knew she could do it and recognized when it was coming on but it was hit and miss and didn't understand how to bring it on.

I have not been bragging! I stated a few facts with regards to experience to prove my offer is serious, I haven't gone into much detail until being challenged. I also know the point of these forums to bitch and complain, argue and trade high fives. I should have expected this type of negativity.
 
I get the point of this board and I don't think my target audience is understood. I will clarify with an example, if you are a paid courier using a car does this mean I can expect someone to teach me how to drive a truck and be paid for it? The answer is if your employed in a company they may pay, however if your an indy the answer is you will probably have to pay a driving school. I am seeking ladies that have never done it before and want to learn but don't have access to anyone that knows how to do it. Remember just because you have an SO doesn't mean they know what they are doing and without some experience trying to get a non-squirter trained isn't usually going to be successful.

My teacher herself had only done it a couple times when I started therefore she knew she could do it and recognized when it was coming on but it was hit and miss and didn't understand how to bring it on.

I have not been bragging! I stated a few facts with regards to experience to prove my offer is serious, I haven't gone into much detail until being challenged. I also know the point of these forums to bitch and complain, argue and trade high fives. I should have expected this type of negativity.

You don't come on a board were escorts pay to advertise and expect to get a freebie... no matter what you are offering .. what you want is a freebi plain and simple.... a Lady is not gonna give away her time.. time is money to us .. go on POF if you are looking for a freebie
 
Just a thought but I wouldn't get to upset over his making the offer, if any lady wants to take him up on it they will and judging from the ladies posts in this thread most would rather not. I believe it's clear to most ladies in the industry the difference between what the ladies he saw (and paid) regularly offered when he taught them how to ejaculate and offering to teach other professional companions to perform the same service that he previously paid others for (whether directly or indirectly).

GDL - If it's a legitimate professional service you believe you are offering then treat it as such, I know when I saw your post I thought you were making a joke. If you believe you have something of value to offer then make an investment in it just as the professionals that pay to advertise on the site do, pay for your ads here, create a website or find a place that is appropriate to advertise your professional sexual service for free. If you don't treat it as a professional service then you shouldn't be surprised when others respond in kind.

Cheers!
 
You don't come on a board were escorts pay to advertise and expect to get a freebie... no matter what you are offering .. what you want is a freebi plain and simple.... a Lady is not gonna give away her time.. time is money to us .. go on POF if you are looking for a freebie

I don't know why your so offended by my offer and feel the need to personally attack me. You were never obliged to insist that I must see you on my terms. You could say, thanks for the offer but no thanks not interested.
 
Just a thought but I wouldn't get to upset over his making the offer, if any lady wants to take him up on it they will and judging from the ladies posts in this thread most would rather not. I believe it's clear to most ladies in the industry the difference between what the ladies he saw (and paid) regularly offered when he taught them how to ejaculate and offering to teach other professional companions to perform the same service that he previously paid others for (whether directly or indirectly).

GDL - If it's a legitimate professional service you believe you are offering then treat it as such, I know when I saw your post I thought you were making a joke. If you believe you have something of value to offer then make an investment in it just as the professionals that pay to advertise on the site do, pay for your ads here, create a website or find a place that is appropriate to advertise your professional sexual service for free. If you don't treat it as a professional service then you shouldn't be surprised when others respond in kind.

Cheers!

Thank-you Kyra for your well thought out comments it is appreciated.

I wasn't looking to make a financial gain therefore I wasn't about to treat this as a business venture, in not looking to make money I also wasn't looking to spend it either to further anothers education. Advertising as you well know does cost.

My offer was quite simple and didn't know if anyone would be interested, I also didn't expect to be chastized for it by others though.
 
It`s a mad mad world Gdl. All you want to do is spread the love with a lick a poke and a squirt and you run into a wall. If I may suggest perhaps some of the members would like to see their SO`s learn how to squirt. Think out of the box and go after the civvies.:spiteful:
 
It`s a mad mad world Gdl. All you want to do is spread the love with a lick a poke and a squirt and you run into a wall. If I may suggest perhaps some of the members would like to see their SO`s learn how to squirt. Think out of the box and go after the civvies.:spiteful:

It works better than one might think.

Thanks guys, I have been doing that and will continue. I just thought I may be of assistance here. I was mistaken. :bomb: :crazy: :sick:
 
Ummm..By drinking a lot of water.

Still considered urine, it's not like you pee urine concentrate all the time and occasionally decide to dilute it with some extra water. Of course the more hydrated you are the lighter the colour, but no matter how much water you drink your urine will still have a very distinct colour and smell. And yes, taste too.
 
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