Squirt Training

[Blank_Dave]

Your competition -
For the boys -

Interesting. Actually, many of their workshops look interesting. But I'll keep my money right where it is, since they wouldn't do me a damned bit of good, lol. Seriously, what good is sexual knowledge when one hasn't the occasion to use it,

 

[Blank_Dave]

My GF is a squirter. It kind of gets annoying after a while.

Lies, you just have a weak bladder.

 

[Analme]

I never saw the relevance myself but the porn industry certainly has picked up on the marketability of it.

I suspect most what we are seeing is diluted urine mostly.

I've always suspected the same.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

I've always suspected the same.

https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/female-ejaculate-where-does-it-come

That's not to say that what you see in porn is real however having met a number of ladies that work in the industry and a few that have specialized in female ejaculation I can say that from what they told me for them it was real (and they had no reason to lie to me). Some women can easily orgasm via the vagina and for some once they have learned to ejaculate they can not only easily repeat it but often have trouble not doing so, for others it's not common or easy but can be done and for some it's a bit like a unicorn - some sort of mythical creature they would like to experience one day.

Either way it's not urine anymore than male ejaculate is urine and though it's very possible the porn industry is faking it some of the time why not just enjoy the show, a lot of what we see in porn isn't real if it were then Pizza Delivery Guy would be the most sought after career in the world. :wink:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

.....a lot of what we see in porn isn't real if it were then Pizza Delivery Guy would be the most sought after career in the world. :wink:

So are you telling me to toss the pizza box with a hole in the bottom and quit knocking on single women's doors asking if they ordered the pizza with "Extra Sausage"?

 

[Kyra.Graves]

So are you telling me to toss the pizza box with a hole in the bottom and quit knocking on single women's doors asking if they ordered the pizza with "Extra Sausage"?

Yeah it's probably best, all women know that a pizza box is only a couple of inches in height at best so if you can fit in that while aroused we are aware that we aren't getting anything with "extra sausage". Best to use a shoe box or perhaps a large handbag bag (yes the good ones come in their own bags) though be prepared for a look of disappointment if she doesn't actually get a pair of shoes or bag after she's done.

 

[Art Mann]

Don't give Hay-soos ideas there, Miss Kyra.

If he delivers that sausage in a footwear box, it may trigger the second coming when the other shoe drops.

 

[GDLLover]

, nice attempt at trying to get a freebie!

Its not exactly free, its actually quite a bit of work on the guys part to teach a non-squirter how to do it. If you mean I don't have to pay, well at least i'm not looking to get paid which I have in one case. For the record she said it was worth it and was grinning ear to ear.

You are not thinking the ladies will offer you free service to see if you can make them squirt are u?

If they know how to squirt its you guys that will pay for the unique experience, if they want to learn how to do it they might consider my offer to add another skill to their profile. Not to mention that they will have better orgasms, bonus :wink:

You tease us then you go away.

Do you work for the government

How did you know I work for the Gov't? I can guarantee that my squirt training though wasn't in a judges quarters, although appealing idea :good:

I have succeeded a few times with ladies that have been known to squirt but if you've found the secret to engage the non squirter's, please share.

Thats the trick isn't it, knowing how to get a NOOB to do it. I went on what I look back on the equivalent of Seal training for the squirter. Its hell boys but now I can do anything (or anyone :toocool.

Your competition -
For the boys -

Sure a woman that knows what she is doing its best to go to the plastic, but without ever having done it before its not easy without a trainer. My target audience is NOOBS.

Just kidding!

Waterworks!





GDL, it's good to see you back!


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Thanks HOF its been a while and I surface once in a while to spread the cheer and in this case waterworks :biggrin:

I never saw the relevance myself but the porn industry certainly has picked up on the marketability of it.

I suspect most what we are seeing is diluted urine mostly.

As Kyra stated, definitely not urine. To compare when a man is aroused the urethra blocks off the urine canal and allows semen to pass, well same kinda deal for the ladies.

 

[Bubba]

Hey G, :clapping:

 

[Italiana]

It has occurred to me that squirting is a very desireable skill for SPs, but how would you go about learning how to do that. Well I had some intensive training and have since proved my skills now on a couple ladies that had never done or even heard of this before.

Are there any SPs that are interested in learning. This would be a free transaction so if interested let me know.

GDL

I could TEACH but I'd have to charge lol (HD DVD's available)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA&ob=av2e

 

[Madman]

Its not exactly free, its actually quite a bit of work on the guys part to teach a non-squirter how to do it. If you mean I don't have to pay, well at least i'm not looking to get paid which I have in one case. For the record she said it was worth it and was grinning ear to ear.

Dude, you're an official escort! Did you supply all the required amenities and are you gfe or pse?

Blissful, were elect you to toftt please!

 

[Ridgeman08]

I suspect most what we are seeing is diluted urine mostly.

Nope.

I recently had the good fortune of spending a few hours with the illustrious Angel Monroe, (full review posted on the red board), in which I was on the receiving end of 4 such squirting orgasms. It is NOT pee.

 

[a 1 player]

With the GF, it's not pee... However I'm getting tired of changing sheets.:shout:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Nope.

I recently had the good fortune of spending a few hours with the illustrious Angel Monroe, (full review posted on the red board), in which I was on the receiving end of 4 such squirting orgasms. It is NOT pee.

Well as long as you are satisfied I suppose.

Now I'm sure the whole skenes gland fluid emission thing happens.

But what I referring to was the ''Cyntheria'' explosion that we see in today's porn.

Rather dubious in nature if you ask me.

 

[Ridgeman08]

But what I referring to was the ''Cyntheria'' explosion that we see in today's porn.

Funny you should mention Cytheria. It was during the down time between my SOG's that Angel and I spoke about her ability to squirt being very much like Cytheria's. Not so much the long stream, mind you but the volume expelled.:great:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Funny you should mention Cytheria. It was during the down time between my SOG's that Angel and I spoke about her ability to squirt being very much like Cytheria's. Not so much the long stream, mind you but the volume expelled.:great:

If it's that much volume then I ain't buying into it being a legitimate squirt.

 

[LickingGravity]

https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/female-ejaculate-where-does-it-come

That's not to say that what you see in porn is real however having met a number of ladies that work in the industry and a few that have specialized in female ejaculation I can say that from what they told me for them it was real (and they had no reason to lie to me). Some women can easily orgasm via the vagina and for some once they have learned to ejaculate they can not only easily repeat it but often have trouble not doing so, for others it's not common or easy but can be done and for some it's a bit like a unicorn - some sort of mythical creature they would like to experience one day.

Either way it's not urine anymore than male ejaculate is urine and though it's very possible the porn industry is faking it some of the time why not just enjoy the show, a lot of what we see in porn isn't real if it were then Pizza Delivery Guy would be the most sought after career in the world. :wink:

Having been with two girls that squirted copious fluid I have to agree with you Kyra, my opinion was that it was not urine as there was not the slightest smell.

It's overated as being erotic though as it leaves a massive wet spot :biggrin:. I found that you had to be more aggresive with your fingers than I was really comfortable with to trigger it. I keep thinking I would hurt them but they kept saying "harder" sort of like the female version of Russ Howard.

 

[Ridgeman08]

If it's that much volume then I ain't buying into it being a legitimate squirt.

Fine. Suit yourself. :fool: But having experienced it first hand, from a number of ladies- most recently Angel, I know otherwise.

How about you give her a go for yourself, you can "buy into it" on your own then.

 

[Madman]

Ridgeman and GDlover, when you succeed in releasing the squirt do you let her squirt you anywhere on the body or do you hang back and enjoy the visual.

I had a lady squirt once while I was eating and fingering and took the shot right between the eyes then jumped back because I was caught off guard.

 

[Guido]

I had a lady squirt once while I was eating and fingering and took the shot right between the eyes then jumped back because I was caught off guard.

If I knew she was a squirter I'd have my goggles on and take it face first!!:clapping: