Made with Love
Blissful said:
Hmmmmmm:Idea: Ida and Linda would you like to go out for Coffee, Tea or Tequila...:biggrin2:

see? bliss, you really need to get laid lol.........
 
Blissful said:
Hmmmmmm:Idea: Ida and Linda would you like to go out for Coffee, Tea or Tequila...:biggrin2:

JEZUUUUS, already. We can dress you up but we can't take you anywhere!! I barely get my zipper down and you're already working the girls, sheesh!
 
ipsniffer said:
I'm wondering who will be the one to nail Ida and Linda in a threesome!!:good:

Considering they most likely don't exist and theses posts are a complete troll job. Then no one will fulfill that fantasy I'm afraid.
 
Baz will be drawn to the "dark side" and have a 3 way with Linda and Ida, it will disturb Ida so much to see Linda pleasure Baz that she will file for divorce,move to Utah and become a polygamist. Baz will go broke between the divorce and his new found need to poon, finally to be arrested for soliciting. As he is quoted in his arrest report "I suck dick to make money to pay for my incall habit". Linda will decide that what she really wants to do is pleasure men, and she decides that she may as well earn a little on the side while she is at it. She'll start by working part time as an MP finally upgrading to full SP status, with her own website - Linda.to. Chokemychicken will lose 125 pounds and bulk up, and work as Linda's driver/bodyguard/pimp. And STILL not be able to get into her pants.


But I'm more inclined to think that the real events will be that the troll that is Bazerko will simply keep jerking off in his parent's basement to the fantasy that all these people exist.
 
bazerko said:
Our problem with Linda being here is that it is because of me she has been introduced to this site and for this reason if anything were to happen to her I would not be able to live with myself or Ida for that matter. I only introduced her to Bob because 1) he wasn't or ever will be player and 2) he has never paid for play. If she were to be seduced by one of the players from this board I don't think Ida will ever let me live it down. She has been as long as we've known her on a very good and humble path and now this is in danger of being ruined if she is seduced by individuals whom only see sex as the end all and be all.

Wow. You don't think much of your friend, eh? I think Linda is smart enough to see people for who they are and differentiate the good guys from the assholes. Why is that you think she would be so easily seduced?

So first she was embarrassing you, and now you're concerned...which is it?
 
This is very interesting, our own little soap opera "As HUBGFE Turns".:LMAO:

Linda, drinks on me anywhere and anytime!!
 
tboy said:
see? bliss, you really need to get laid lol.........

Need to ask....tboy when was the last time you got laid?

Madman, Priscilla Queen of the Desert is calling you.....they are
taking you to see the woman with the ping pong balls....
Do you know any escort that does that...if so you can
catch the balls with your mouth.......:rofl!:
 
Blissful said:
Need to ask....tboy when was the last time you got laid?

Madman, Priscilla Queen of the Desert is calling you.....they are
taking you to see the woman with the ping pong balls....
Do you know any escort that does that...if so you can
catch the balls with your mouth.......:rofl!:

You're babbling again, come here I have something I can put in your mouth that will cure the babbling


Blissful>babble babbble bablbble GULP shhhhh peace and quiet
 
Maurice Boscorelli said:
Considering they most likely don't exist and theses posts are a complete troll job. Then no one will fulfill that fantasy I'm afraid.

Been my theory for a long time that "these posts" are the figments of a single imagination. If correct, it is indeed a complete troll job. In which case, to give credit where due, it has been a brilliant troll job. Clever authorship, intriguing characters, controversial sermons, and plenty of button pushing for and by long-time members. All-in-all a non-stop soap opera.

Fiction and theatre usually demand "willing suspension of disbelief" for the story to become real. But it's irrelevant whether I believe or disbelieve these characters exist. While I have suspicions, I can't resist reading.

Real people or troll job?

Either way it's been an entertaining romp.
 
Madman said:
You're babbling again, come here I have something I can put in your mouth that will cure the babbling


Blissful>babble babbble bablbble GULP shhhhh peace and quiet

OMG...Why is Peace suck on your breast.....You would make
a good Mama......:biggrin2: Peace you like all that hair in your mouth......
 
Blissful said:
OMG...Why is Peace suck on your breast.....You would make
a good Mama......:biggrin2: Peace you like all that hair in your mouth......

My name is not Guido, I DON'T HAVE HAIRY NIPPLES thank you very much! Now say AHHHHHHH:shout:
 
Madman said:
My name is not Guido, I DON'T HAVE HAIRY NIPPLES thank you very much! Now say AHHHHHHH:shout:

Liberace I am sorry but your fur was on......
 
Art Mann said:
Been my theory for a long time that "these posts" are the figments of a single imagination. If correct, it is indeed a complete troll job. In which case, to give credit where due, it has been a brilliant troll job. Clever authorship, intriguing characters, controversial sermons, and plenty of button pushing for and by long-time members. All-in-all a non-stop soap opera.

Fiction and theatre usually demand "willing suspension of disbelief" for the story to become real. But it's irrelevant whether I believe or disbelieve these characters exist. While I have suspicions, I can't resist reading.

Real people or troll job?

Either way it's been an entertaining romp.

Well said old chap, now carry on with the entertainment.
 
Art Mann said:
Been my theory for a long time that "these posts" are the figments of a single imagination. If correct, it is indeed a complete troll job. In which case, to give credit where due, it has been a brilliant troll job. Clever authorship, intriguing characters, controversial sermons, and plenty of button pushing for and by long-time members. All-in-all a non-stop soap opera.

Fiction and theatre usually demand "willing suspension of disbelief" for the story to become real. But it's irrelevant whether I believe or disbelieve these characters exist. While I have suspicions, I can't resist reading.

Real people or troll job?

Either way it's been an entertaining romp.

I think you're give Bozo way too much credit AM but you're right it is entertaining.
 
Art, your post actually has me chuckling. In a strange way I'm looking at what you wrote as a backhanded compliment. You presume I am a diabolical genius that is able to manipulate 3 or 4 different identities Unbeknownst to the powers that be that control this board. I must admit I wish it were so because right now Ida is making this Linda fiasco a real dilemma in the ______ household. I can't blame her, it was my idea to post here, my idea to introduce Linda to Bob and my idea to share with Linda the origin of my acquaintance to Bob. I've been thrown a curve ball at me by my maker and I admit right now I am at a loss for words in regards to how this is unfolding.
 
bazerko said:
I've been thrown a curve ball at me by my maker and I admit right now I am at a loss for words in regards to how this is unfolding.


ROFLMAO!! So you're blaming your maker for the mess you created??? Take a little responsibility, Baz... your maker has nothing to do with this.
 
You're right Sillygirl, I am to blame. I should have never involved Linda. She's weaker and perhaps easily led around by people who can manipulate her mind and soul. I take full responsibility for my mistake. I must leave now, hopefully it doesn't rain.
 
bazerko said:
You're right Sillygirl, I am to blame. I should have never involved Linda. She's weaker and perhaps easily led around by people who can manipulate her mind and soul. I take full responsibility for my mistake. I must leave now, hopefully it doesn't rain.

You seem ok with her being led around and manipulated as long as it's by you or your wife.
 
I was just about to log off myself and then there's a post that drags me back in!! Bax you're one fucked up dude, maybe you should change your handle to Madman2.:LMAO:

 
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